If you ask my child, I'm a terrible mommy because...

[AFWife]

Make your own list for the day!

- I won't let him eat dirty dishes out of the dishwasher

- I won't let him destroy the computer

- I won't let him flush the toilet over...and over...and over again

[AFWife]

- I won't let him eat the container of black lava sea salt.

[Grace and Granola]

DS1 - I'm a terrible mommy because I asked him to play outside

DS2 - I'm a terrible mommy because he wanted the blue cup, NOT the purple cup

[~Charlie's~Angel~]

Dont forget........

You wont let him throw his dinner plate on the floor.........

You wont let him crawl inside the oven............

you wont let him play with your car remote that has a starter on it, cuz otherwise he would start your car....and stop it........and start it...........

You wont let him crawl inside the washing machine........

You wont let him crawl inside the dryer............

You wont let him pinch your nipples.............

You wont let him stick Phillipe the screwdriver into his anus..........

Oh lord, I could do this alllllllllllllll day........

[Mal85]

... I won't let her climb up the bookcase.
... I won't let her take the toys away from my daycare kid.
... I won't let her take the steak knives out of the dishwasher.
... I won't let her stay in the bathroom unattended.
... I won't let her throw my folded laundry all over the house.

[blizzard_babe]

These apply to both DH and me because we're both home at the moment (well, at my ILs' house):

• We won't let him play with the container holding great-grandma's ashes.
• We put away his toys.
• We won't let him run around the house holding the dog's penis (ETA: Penis is attached to the dog, dog is also running around the house).
• We make him wear underwear.
• We wipe his butt after he poops, and won't let him flush first the poop, then again for the first piece of TP, then AGAIN for another piece of TP...
• We put him in his carseat.
• We take him out of his carseat.
• We won't let him just open and close and open and close and open and close car doors all day long.
• We don't allow him to knock over his nine month-old cousin and shout "CRASH! IZZY GO CRASH BOOM BANG!"

Gawd, we're ogres .

[broodymama]

This morning?

- I won't let her pull the cat around by the tail.
- I won't let her fingerpaint the table with the rest of the milk from her cereal.
- I wouldn't let her eat a french fry. (Because I don't know where she found it, we haven't had fries today. Or yesterday. )

[j_p_i]

ha! I am laughing as I read all of these, so many are true for me as well!

Today though:

-I won't let her throw every cup she has over the side of the deck (right into the area we keep our trash cans)
-I won't let her shove everything she can get her hands on into the basement via the cat door
-I went pee

[blizzard_babe]

Originally Posted by j_p_i

-I went pee

HOW DARE YOU?!

The other day, I dared lock the door while going poop. DS stood outside the door, banging and yelling, "I WANT TO WATCH MAMA POOP! I WANT TO WATCH!"

[AFWife]

- I wouldn't let him take the phone while I was using it.

- I brought his tired self to sit next to me on the couch.

- I won't let him climb in the dishwasher...ever

- I tried to give him avocado for breakfast...and wouldn't let him dump it on the floor when he didn't want it.

[~Charlie's~Angel~]

Originally Posted by AFWife

- I won't let him climb in the dishwasher...ever

It would appear your son has the same facination with your dishwasher as mine does with the stove.

[AFWife]

Originally Posted by Barbie64g

It would appear your son has the same facination with your dishwasher as mine does with the stove.

Yes! Normally he likes to unload it and he's done...but lately he's been opening it and trying to climb on the door.

[BettinaAuSucre]

- I won't let her eat lollipops all day long.
- i wont give her another cookie
- i wont go outside right when she asks.
- i change her diaper.
- I go out without her.
- I didn't charger her laptop to let her play.
- I changed the channel.
- I bought juice not soda.
- I wont give her my coffee.
- I make her change her outfit.


My husband would say i am a terrible wife because:
- I don't like to grill more than 1 time a week.
- I have more than 3 products in our shower.
- I don't shave everyday.
- I make him give the kids bathes and change diapers.
- I don't like IT crowd.

LOL

[AFWife]

Originally Posted by BettinaAuSucre

- i change her diaper.

Ah, apparently you have the same love of torture that I do!

[BettinaAuSucre]

yeah me little one, especially if it is #2, kicks and screams and cries like i am torturing HER

[sapphire_chan]

-I opened the door for her to go outside when she asked.
-I eat the food on my playe.
-After changing spoons/forks at her request, I use the new utensil.

fortunately, we've moved and I no longer have to be mean and keep her from rummaging in other people's mailboxes. We've also got a yard now, so I don't have to torture her by moving her out of the way of cars.

[Auraji]

I'm a terrible mom because I dont let spill the cat food/water.
I don't let her play with the cat's litter box.
I put her to bed when she's tired, by nursing and cuddling her.
I don't let her wander away.
I don't let her play with the trash.
I dont let her throw her food all around the house.
I dont let her play with sharp things
I also don't let her climb onto the dishwasher door.
I don't let her play with things that break.
I don't let her grab everything she sees at the store.

My Dss thinks Im a terrible mommy because I don't like it when he goes outside without telling anyone.
I want him to at least try his veggies.
I don't let him take DD's toys away and say things like you can both play with them or take turns.
I dont let him hit/tease DD and remind him that we need to teach her how to be nice.
I don't let him kick the cat
I make him clean his toys.
I dont let him watch tv for more than 2 hours.

[butterfly_mommy]

Today

- I wouldn't disregard the lifeguard and let him go into the wading pool while they were adding chlorine to it.
- I wouldn't let him add some grass and leaves to our salad at our picnic lunch.
- I asked him to pick up the 2 cars he threw on the floor in front of the stove while I was trying to make breakfast.

[Artichokie]

I peeled her banana for her.

[AFWife]

- I won't let him open the trash can lid and chew on the exposed part...