Please tell me your child has done something equally as gross... - Page 2

[ASusan]

Originally Posted by triana1326

She also has a wierd fascination with seeing her poop. When we change a poopy diaper, she insists on seeing the poop before we flush it in the toilet. Ehh, if that's the worst she does with poop, I will be very happy.

DS went through a 2-month phase when he wanted to 'mell it. I will admit this only in an anonymous online forum.

When he first started pooping in the potty, he looked at each one, declaring how big it was. ("That big one Daddy-poopie," was the best.)

[Smokering]

DD hasn't yet committed acts of deliberate faecal vileness, but she's still managed to gross me out on several occasions. She'll pull a chair to the kitchen sink, in which a casserole dish or saucepan is soaking - you know, full of nasty, greasy water with bits in it - get a spoon or ladle out of the drawer, and DRINK IT. Or alternatively, rub it over her face and hair - and when I catch her, say cheerfully "Washin' a face! C'ean!" So very, very gross...

[GreenGranolaMama]

My 14 mo DS will also pee on the floor and splash in it if we don't get to him quick enough. I took him swimming this weekend and he was SO angry that I wouldn't let him drink the (relatively clean, but totally not drinkable) river water. He did manage to get a few gulps in but was not entirely satisfied

[Mal85]

DD fished a tampon applicator out of the trash last week. :Puke

[Hey Mama!]

Middle dd ate a giant cockroach once :Puke. My friend's son ate a gecko. Friend said she looked at him and the tail was stuck to his lip wiggling away. :nana

[Pumpkin_Pie]

DS has eaten cat poop TWICE..... He also licked a public toilet when he was just learning how to pull up to stand while I was washing my hands. Yup, kids are gross!

[Lilypie32]

My son takes poop out of his butt and plays with it. He smears it all over himself, walls, floor, etc. I hate it and almost puke every time I have to clean everything up. Ick!

[Rlin]

Luckily my DS only likes to pee in his potty and wash his feet in it..

[Logan's mommy]

Originally Posted by SubliminalDarkness

DS2 went though about a six month obsession with digging around in his diaper right after he pooped. And I mean RIGHT after, where there's really no way I could have intercepted it. He was over a year old, probably about 18 months, and mobile, and he wasn't attached to me 24/7 anymore. Oh, it was so disgusting.... Ugh! Walls, floor, the tv, toys, sometimes his face/mouth..... Ick!

Ds2 has started doing this, so we stocked up on footie pajamas that zip so he can't get into his diaper anymore.

[~savah~]

When DD was about 9 months old I took off her diaper and a tiny pellet fell out. I didn't notice it until I saw her make a face and spit it out on the floor.

[sdbeachy]

Luckily for us, our 15 month old hasn't done anything grosser than play in the compost pile once--mostly just crushing eggshells. I have clear memories myself of playing the "potty water" game with my older brother when I was probably 2, which consisted of lowering a finger slowly into the toilet until you touch the water, then raising it slowly to your mouth. . . BLECH! It gives me the shudders thinking of it now, but I apparently survived with no ill effects.

A friend of ours once told us the three grosses things his son had put in his mouth: cat puke, dead fly, toilet brush. Kids are pretty resiliant, I guess.

[Amila]

My DD once ate a chunk of hairy dog crap at the park.

My DS is a flip-flop licker, and lately we have been catching him taking a cup and scooping water out of the toilet to drink, flushed or not.

Id say thats grosser!!!!!!

[major_mama11]

When DD was 2, she found something brown and dry on the floor, took a bite, and asked, AS SHE WAS GOING FOR A 2ND BITE, "Is this poop?"

[EdnaMarie]

Originally Posted by AFWife

He doesn't lap it up...he does like to splash in it like it's his own personal water park..

My second did that. Sometimes I think on purpose, if she got bored.

[Katie T]

Originally Posted by Barbie64g

Hi, my name is Gina and my older son is a booger eater.

My DD picks hers and hands them too me, nothing grosser than a stringy slimy booger. lol

[Ambystoma]

Originally Posted by 2xy

DS1 ate a dead, dried-up palmetto bug (a.k.a., "giant flying cockroach') when he was of crawling age. I was somewhat hysterical as I retrieved the pieces out of his mouth and tried to wipe the legs off his tongue....nothing creeps me out more than those particular bugs. :Puke

I think every small child in the south eats one at some point. I am always hearing stories about that here. Blech. My mom says my brother did the same thing as a toddler.

[springmum]

2 yr old DS had poop smeared across his top lip one day, I'm sure some went in.

Yesterday I took him out of his carseat (rear-facing) only to discover he had been chewing on his well worn croc - the bottom was completely licked clean...eeww

He is a hair eater. Luckily at home I know it's mine, but he'll eat any hair he finds....it drives me crazy.

On our walk yesterday he decided to try to lick random walls for fun...