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post #1 of 21
7/15/10 at 3:01pm
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The song DS made up that had me cracking up:

"I need a wipe, I need a wipe, I need a mama-llama to wipe my BUTT!"
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post #2 of 21
7/15/10 at 3:10pm
Ha! My oldest son quite literally only ever sings on the toilet, and the only songs I can remember him creating himself all have to do with needing his butt wiped. I love the mama llama tie in your little one worked in, though!
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post #3 of 21
7/15/10 at 5:29pm
LOVE iT!!! ROTFL
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post #4 of 21
7/15/10 at 5:41pm
There is a family story about an aunt and her made up potty songs. The one that seems to get re-sung a lot is "If I only had a dollar, I could buy anything I want. If I only had a dollar, I could buy anythign I want."

That was the whole song.
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post #5 of 21
7/15/10 at 11:30pm
DS now, during or just after pooping, likes to locate brown items and say, "The rug is brown... LIKE MY POOPIE!"
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post #6 of 21
7/15/10 at 11:47pm
DD was sweetly singing "Poopy and the Beast" the other day, in all innocence.
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post #7 of 21
7/15/10 at 11:50pm
I'm in love with my child's little feet and it really doesn't matter how dirty they are.
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post #8 of 21
7/16/10 at 1:26am
I think it would be quite nice if DS1 sung a song about me wiping his bum. All I get is "MAMAAAAAAA! WIPE MY BUM!!!" yelled through the house.
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post #9 of 21
7/16/10 at 11:29am
My daughter was just singing...

A B C D 2 pig cow
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post #10 of 21
7/16/10 at 11:33am
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Originally Posted by Smokering View Post
DD was sweetly singing "Poopy and the Beast" the other day, in all innocence.


Things only a mother could love: I love it when my 2 y.o. innocently fusses with her nose and then walks over and hands me a booger. At least she didn't wipe it on the furniture.

The other thing is that the two girls always make a big show of climbing into the tub at the beginning of their bath and peeing standing up. They laugh their little tushies off, and while it's gross, it's also completely hilarious that they think it's so funny.
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post #11 of 21
7/16/10 at 12:15pm
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Originally Posted by Surfacing View Post


Things only a mother could love: I love it when my 2 y.o. innocently fusses with her nose and then walks over and hands me a booger. At least she didn't wipe it on the furniture.
does she hand it to you like it's some sort of precious gift? DS acts completely befuddled if I'm not overjoyed to accept his nose treasure.
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post #12 of 21
7/16/10 at 12:27pm
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Originally Posted by blizzard_babe View Post
does she had it to you like it's some sort of precious gift? DS acts completely befuddled if I'm not overjoyed to accept his nose treasure.
Yep, mine too. He usually announces "Mom, I got a booger! It's a BIIIIIIIIIIIG one!" like he just caught a 4ft fish or something.

DS is always saying his poops look like something. Yesterday, he made a flamingo poop. The day before, a family of bears (Mommy, Daddy, and Baby bear).
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post #13 of 21
7/16/10 at 7:00pm
Yep, mine likes to assess and name his poop. He's come out with gems like, "I made a poopsnake!" and "That one is a poop balloon." As far as I am concerned, you can make the Loch Ness Monster, sweetie, as long as that bad boy gets deposited in the toilet!

This thread reminds me of a song my sister made up as a small child and sang in a low, growly voice. It went like this: "Poopy Darling said one day, my name is Poopy Darling." I can still hear it in my head now, 30 years later...
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post #14 of 21
7/16/10 at 7:56pm
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Originally Posted by Raine822 View Post
My daughter was just singing...

A B C D 2 pig cow
My DD likes to sing

A B C D E F G, how I wonder what you are...
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post #15 of 21
7/17/10 at 5:44pm
So I have a funny one from today:

We went to a make up for our music class at a different location than normal. DS asked to go potty when we got there and discovered that they had a potty seat in their restroom. So DS announces that he needs to poop. He did his business, got cleaned up and we went into class.

DS walks into the room and announces to everyone in class "I pooped! I pooped! It was a little tiny one. I flushed it!"

I was so embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do? The teacher was great and congratulated him.
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post #16 of 21
7/17/10 at 7:56pm
My dd announces how far along she is in the pooping cycle and how many poops she thinks are still coming out when we are in the public restroom. It is so darn cute!!
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post #17 of 21
7/17/10 at 9:48pm
Although it is somewhat embarrassing if there is someone else in there with us, DD announces when someone leaves a public restroom without washing their hands.

I'm proud she notices!
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post #18 of 21
7/17/10 at 11:44pm
I just can't get over how cute my dd is when she is pooping. She is only 13mos and the faces she makes makes my heart melt. Only a mama's love!!
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post #19 of 21
7/17/10 at 11:58pm
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Originally Posted by kdescalzi View Post
I just can't get over how cute my dd is when she is pooping. She is only 13mos and the faces she makes makes my heart melt. Only a mama's love!!
Oh gosh, I feel so weird admitting that I love the poop face. I'm glad I'm not the only one!
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post #20 of 21
7/18/10 at 12:10am
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Originally Posted by InMediasRes View Post
Oh gosh, I feel so weird admitting that I love the poop face. I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Yeah, she would make a kind of doe-eyed innocent face.
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