I love these kind of threads!
DD used to say "snizzers" for scissors. She's recently started pronouncing it correctly and I have to admit, I miss snizzers. It was so cute to hear her say it, our whole house referred to scissors as snizzers. My SIL thought it was so funny, she told her class of Grade 5s and they even started calling them snizzers. LOL!
The Canadians here will probably get a chuckle out of this one... DD also calls Tim Horton's "Tim Portants." It's so funny because it sounds like she's saying "important," which for most Canadians, a cup of Timmies is a pretty important part of the day.