ridiculous things children say in public restrooms - Page 2

[earthworm]

Oh wow, these have me laughing so hard!!
My son has definitely asked why there is red stuff coming out of my butt (despite many discussions of the appropriate terms!) and has also mentioned my "diaper" which was just my pad. Nothing too embarrassing.
I have overheard so many of those kinds of conversations in public (I have to pee a lot) that I just knew it was going to happen at some point but I didn't actually feel that prepared!

[momasana]

DS once said "That's a big poop Mommy! Good job!"

[Tulpen88]

Originally Posted by Mountaingirl79

My sons are older now and we don't really have those moments anymore but when Ds#1 was about 2, I was pregnant with ds #2, and I went in to give urine for one reason or another, my DS looked at it in the plastic cup and said " Is that your beer mommy?"
* cue random snickering from the waiting room* ( he said it as I was taking it to a little window like a bank teller)

LOL

(I didnt drink beer while pregnant, so he must have been thinking of his dad and uncle! LOL!)

For some reason, this one really gave me the giggles. Thanks, I needed that!

My son is only 2, so all I get so far is "Yay mommy!" and applause, and "Ew, yucky. Ew, stinky." I have so much to look forward to...

[artemis80]

When ds was about 2.5, in the Y locker room, we took off our swimsuits to get in the shower, and he was standing facing me, just at the right level to make a big discovery. He grabbed my thighs and pulled on them, going "Where's your penis, Mommy? I want to see your penis!! I want to see your penis!!!" There were about 5-6 middle-aged or older women around. I didn't look at any of them as I said, "I don't have a penis because I'm a woman. I have a vagina." He goes, "You have a buh-GUY-ja? Can I see it? You a women! You have a buh-guy-ja!"

Oh, and now (4 yo) he always comments on his own poop, including in public restrooms. He'll say something like "That was really hard, but I tried hard and I did it! That was an elephant poop! Look at my elephant poop, Mommy!" We had everyone cracking up in a rest area bathroom on our road trip a couple weeks ago.

[Hokulele]

O.M.G. Thank you for this thread! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

[ASusan]

DS, commenting on his own BM, "That a big poop, Mommy. It's a Daddy poop."

and, inhaling, "Mmmm, 'mell good mommy. Poopy 'mell good mommy?" (in reference to his own BM.)

[COgirl19]

This wasn't in a public restroom but we had company over at the time (my landlord no less) so it may have well have been.

DD (3) announces to our company that she really needs to poop. Proceeds to strip naked, marches into the bathroom and poops....loudly grunting and vocalizing through it all, with my landlord hearing everything loud and clear.

In public bathrooms I have also gotten - Good job Mommy! - there is no such thing as shame when your a mother I suppose!

[Adaline'sMama]

I was at Target the other day and the little girl (was about 4) in the stall next to me said "Why do you wear earrings under your panties Mama?". I tried to muffle it, but a little snicker came out.

[WindyCityMom]

Originally Posted by Adaline'sMama

I was at Target the other day and the little girl (was about 4) in the stall next to me said "Why do you wear earrings under your panties Mama?". I tried to muffle it, but a little snicker came out.

DD and I haven't had many bathroom experiences yet so I'm afraid I have nothing to share here

[Mom2M]

OMG, these are so funny! I'm laughing so hard!
One time after much groaning and dramatic pushing...wow, look Mama, I got both pieces out. The second piece was the hardest, I think it pushed the first one out.

Going into a stall in a very crowded bathroom after a lady came out..."oh no! We can't go in here, it stinks, **gagging sound*** let me out!"

[Purplegal]

These are so funny!!!

My 3 y/o DD asked me very loudly once "Do you have poop or pee mommy? If you have poop I can tell you a story since you dont have books, ok mommy?"

[Chicky2]

*****Choking and crying and gasping for air***** OMG this is so hilarious!

[elsa_elsa]

Originally Posted by Purplegal

These are so funny!!!

My 3 y/o DD asked me very loudly once "Do you have poop or pee mommy? If you have poop I can tell you a story since you dont have books, ok mommy?"

too cute!

[nmb]

When DS was ~2.5 and potty training:
"Point it down Mommy"
"Now wipe Mommy"
"Now flush Mommy"
"Have to wash hands Mommy"
"Now dry hands Momm"

[swd12422]

Originally Posted by Adaline'sMama

I was at Target the other day and the little girl (was about 4) in the stall next to me said "Why do you wear earrings under your panties Mama?". I tried to muffle it, but a little snicker came out.

LOL! What was the answer??

[stinkelein]

Not in a bathroom but funny at least to me.

Both of my children were (are) verbally precocious and willing to share new words. Both have shouted new words in very public places. They both know and use the proper terms at home and with family but in general public we now use the terms Girl/ boy parts. For just this reason....


DD standing in the middle of the mall " penis penis PENIS " and then "Vagina Vagina VAGINA" aT 12 months. the little old ladies (about a dozen different ones about passed out when they heard it. My sis and I about died Laughing at the looks on their faces.(it was cute,and alittle embarassing)

Ds About 18 mos at the Zoo doing exactly the same thing(to a different tune ) FIL was there, thank God he could not understand him.... everyone else could though ROF LMAO

Recently he started asking me LOUDLY "Mommy why did you POOP in your Diaper" "Poop goes in the potty!" 2 weeks post partum It is a mom pad thank you very much (Why I can't get him to understand this is probably related to his age huh?)

[MLinPDX]

Mom, why do you have so much fur on your bottom?

[aprons_and_acorns]

Gosh these are funny!

Said to my friend Millie by her almost three-year-old neice:

"Why Millie, you have a beard just like my mother!"

[SuburbanHippie]

"Mommy, you have a lot of hair on your butt. That's gross."