Did your sbx or x - Page 2

[CrazyCatLady]

I married the same guy twice and all I have to show for it is a tattoo on my ring finger. I never did get a piece of jewelry in nine years time.

I'm not very superficial, but next time I want a diamond.

I don't think he would have asked for the ring back though, he's not the type to even think about stuff like that.

[lilyka]

Mine asked for his name back. I think it was above his request for full custody. I told him he was not getting either. as a matter of fact, if I get remarried I will give my new husband his name, my dog, my neighbor....anyone else need a new name? Cause I have his and I am willing to pass it out like candy. grumble grumble...ask me to change my name....it was my name almost as long as my maiden name was, it is my children's name...as if!

[darien]

Mine didn't care what sort of visitation he got with his children, but he wanted to keep the dog and the fish.

He did ask for my engagment ring back, but I think his mom put him up to that.

[lah7]

When my ex took all his belongings from the house, I was not there - the kids and I left for the weekend so we wouldn't be there, though he thought it would be "good for them" to watch him pack up. I figured it was worth the risk he'd take some of my things, to keep the kids from sobbing and stuff. Besides, I had all the jewelry in my purse.

Anyways, I came home and that Sunday night, I went to take my vitamins and one of the bottles was missing. It was an old bottle which I had emptied, and refilled with calcium from my giant Costco-sized bottle so it'd fit in the medicine cabinet. The date stamped on the bottle indicated they were 3 years expired. And the bottle was missing.

I sent him a text and asked if he'd taken the bottle of my vitamins. He said "Only the ones I that I bought. I'm going to need vitamins now that I'll be living on rice and beans."

...

The bottle of vitamins that didn't even contain vitamins and if it had, they would've been expired for 3 years, which he had initially purchased like FIVE years earlier, and he never even took often enough to know that they'd been consumed years ago. I still think it's the funniest thing I've ever heard of.

[DogwoodFairy]

Originally Posted by lah7

When my ex took all his belongings from the house, I was not there - the kids and I left for the weekend so we wouldn't be there, though he thought it would be "good for them" to watch him pack up. I figured it was worth the risk he'd take some of my things, to keep the kids from sobbing and stuff. Besides, I had all the jewelry in my purse.

Anyways, I came home and that Sunday night, I went to take my vitamins and one of the bottles was missing. It was an old bottle which I had emptied, and refilled with calcium from my giant Costco-sized bottle so it'd fit in the medicine cabinet. The date stamped on the bottle indicated they were 3 years expired. And the bottle was missing.

I sent him a text and asked if he'd taken the bottle of my vitamins. He said "Only the ones I that I bought. I'm going to need vitamins now that I'll be living on rice and beans."

...

The bottle of vitamins that didn't even contain vitamins and if it had, they would've been expired for 3 years, which he had initially purchased like FIVE years earlier, and he never even took often enough to know that they'd been consumed years ago. I still think it's the funniest thing I've ever heard of.

This is hysterical. And it sounds exactly like what my ex would have done, he is the cheapest person on earth, and loves to embrace his victim role ("now that I'll be living on rice and beans...") LOL! Thanks for sharing this!