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post #1 of 39
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My friend sent me this fun birth experience predictor: http://pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com...perience-2.php




This was my prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair.


All of these predictions are quite likely, actually. Ooooooh, that Madame Zaritska is so spooky and amazing...
post #2 of 39
Ok...mine is a little ridiculous:

"The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and a little patch of black hair".

48 hour labor and a 15 pound kid
Please, tell me that won't happen
post #3 of 39
"The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and fluffy brown hair."

This baby is supposed to be a girl, but I guess Madame Zaritska has a 50/50 chance on that one, huh.

I don't like the idea of a 19 hour labor when my previous was 12 and I was really hoping for that shorter/easier second labor everyone talks about.

Also, has anyone ever seen a baby with fluffy hair? Really?
post #4 of 39
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The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and curly brown hair.
13 pounds!!!!!!!!
post #5 of 39
"The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and barely there brown hair."

4 pounds? Oh man, that's not good.
post #6 of 39
The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and barely there black hair.


well....i'm having a girl.....

12 hours of labour....cool ok

late at night....yeah how i pictured it

BUT 5 1/2 lbs?! yeah right..... DS was nearly 9lbs I was over 10 when i was born.... and how can a 5lb baby be 19 1/2 inches long lol unless she is gonna be a supermodel.....long and waif-like lmao
post #7 of 39
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Originally Posted by gen24 View Post
Ok...mine is a little ridiculous:

"The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and a little patch of black hair".

48 hour labor and a 15 pound kid
Please, tell me that won't happen
LOL!! umm well it'll make the papers.......

and yeah - your 15lb baby is only 16 1/2 inches long LOL that'd be like trying to birth an oil drum. not gonna happen

but my 5 lber is nearly 20....hmmm
post #8 of 39
The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and a lot of black hair.

Well I like all of it except for the 4pd, 16 inch long baby ... am I going into labor like next week?!
post #9 of 39
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The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and fluffy black hair.
Almost 12 pounds but only 16 inches long? Is that even possible? I damn well better not have a 12 pound kid!
post #10 of 39
"The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and barely there auburn hair."


well, my last child was born in 4 hours, i could handle that again but almost 13lbs., no thank you!
post #11 of 39
**fun** She got the girl part correct anyways. We will have to see about the rest. I would be happy if she is correct about size.

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and fluffy auburn hair.
post #12 of 39
Oh boy am I in for it.

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and barely there black hair.
post #13 of 39
Sweet, my labor will be like giving birth to a long, skinny poop. It will have to be quickly followed by a paternity test since dh and I don't have any red hair in either of our families.

"The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and barely there red hair."
post #14 of 39
"The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some black hair. "

Yikes 12 and a half lbs! Ok with the girl and 21 inches long is well within the realm of normal. My L&D nurse said all babies eyes are blue when they're born, actually rather snippilly when I asked what color they were when I thought I was going to die (ok I was not in the best state of mind when the placenta would NOT come out). Black hair doesn't run anywhere in the family either, so that's off too.
post #15 of 39
"The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and a little patch of black hair."

I highly doubt it will be hot on the coast (it's been cold all summer!) in October! No way! She got the girl part right. And I could see the eyes and hair being right. 12 pounds? I hope not!!!!!!
post #16 of 39

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Edited by BF124497 - 6/1/12 at 8:28pm
post #17 of 39
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Originally Posted by corban's mum View Post
and yeah - your 15lb baby is only 16 1/2 inches long LOL that'd be like trying to birth an oil drum.


Mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and some blonde hair.

Um, it's a girl. And my first labor was 12 hours so I'm really hoping for a shorter one this time... The size sounds pretty good though!
post #18 of 39
This is so funny!

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and a little patch of red hair.

Well, I do think that it could be hot here in the end of October since I live in SW Florida.
post #19 of 39
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Originally Posted by EzzysMom View Post
My L&D nurse said all babies eyes are blue when they're born
This is false. My DD was born with brown eyes and they never changed. I was shocked since I, too, believed that all babies were born with that newborn slate-blue eye color. It was even more shocking because nobody in my family has brown eyes (mine are green-blue), but my DH is half Sicilian and is very dark.
post #20 of 39
Wow, she predicted very similar to my last two births, except one was a girl and the last one was a boy. They were both 8lbs 2 oz and the labors were from 3 hours and 45 minutes, to the last one being about 3 hours. They were not 17 inches long but had brown hair.


The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and curly brown hair.
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