Ohhhhhh no, missy! I insist on going next! I insist on going tonight, as a matter of fact.
Unless you are overdue, that is. Are you overdue? I'll feel sorry for you and let you go next, if you are.
Otherwise, I'm officially due today
. I had my membranes swept today. I am fairly certain that I am never, ever, ever going to have this baby. Not ever.
I wish you a better fate than mine!