I plan of having DP roast the bird while I make the stuffing, cranberry sauce and baked apple dessert. My Mom will probably make a sweet potato dish and my sister will probably bring something green with some wine.
About 2 hours before dinner is ready to serve, I plan on quietly and discreetly retiring to my bathroom where I'll run a relaxing warm shower and will easily and without pain, birth my baby.
The baby & I will get to know each other and have some colostrum while we wait for the placenta. Then I'll cut the cord, we'll rinse off and I'll go downstairs to stuff my face.