Things you can only say to a toddler...

[AFWife]

There are some things I'm glad no one is around to hear me say...

Like saying (in a super excited voice) "Yay! You have two balls!!!" (He was holding two of the same toy ball)

[MusicianDad]

"Thanks for picking my nose, but next time please don't."

He woke me up... The method should be obvious by now.

[blizzard_babe]

"Please don't stick the crayon into your foreskin."

*sigh*

[physmom]

"Yes, that's nice that Dora has a vulva too" (this is in reference to her Dora doll when DD was so excited to learn the new word that she kept saying "Dora vulva" over and over again...).

[blizzard_babe]

Originally Posted by physmom

"Yes, that's nice that Dora has a vulva too" (this is in reference to her Dora doll when DD was so excited to learn the new word that she kept saying "Dora vulva" over and over again...).

I asked DS if his doll (my childhood Cabbage Patch Kid) had to pee, and he said, "He has no penis! He has no vulva! He can't go peepee! Only he can go poop, he has a dupa."

And he was quite distressed by this discovery .

[kismetbaby]

You guys are crackin' me up! My DS isn't talking yet. . .I am both relieved by this and looking forward to the day when he can say the word "vulva". LOL

[blizzard_babe]

Originally Posted by kismetbaby

You guys are crackin' me up! My DS isn't talking yet. . .I am both relieved by this and looking forward to the day when he can say the word "vulva". LOL

Yeah, it's fantastic. He keeps reminding me, "Baby brother will come out your vulva! Not your belly button!"

Thanks, kid .

[physmom]

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one dealing with all the vulva talk!

Originally Posted by blizzard_babe

I asked DS if his doll (my childhood Cabbage Patch Kid) had to pee, and he said, "He has no penis! He has no vulva! He can't go peepee! Only he can go poop, he has a dupa."

And he was quite distressed by this discovery .

DD has only one doll that's anatomically correct. She was VERY concerned about this at first (her first doll was a gift from a family friend, which was the anatomically correct one, the other dolls came later). She would get very upset that her other dolls didn't have peepee'S/vulvas. Fortunately, she seems to have gotten over it.

Until... a few months ago we were visiting relatives after a 14 hour plane ride. DD was exhausted and DD had only seen these relatives once before we had to do the parade of her meeting EVERYONE the first day despite her being really tired AND going through some pretty bad stranger anxiety. Anyways, they decided to try and help by giving DD an anatomically correct BOY doll (I should mention DH does not like being naked in front of DH so she really didn't have any clue about boy parts). Anyways, she flipped out! She could not figure out what a penis was doing on a doll and kept asking about it. Well, that went away but then yesterday at the park she saw a little boy peeing so I'm sure we're going to have that conversation again sometime soon.

Oh, and blizzard_babe, it sounds like your son is already and advocate for natural birth!

[butterfly_mommy]

"Please stop pinching my nipples"

[faithsstuff]

Ziya, look at mommies poops, can we put your poops in the potty too?

[MusicianDad]

"Yes [DS], you have a very nice penis."

I was changing him, and he insisted his was the best ever.

[Nicole730]

Butthole germs stay in your butthole.

[blizzard_babe]

Originally Posted by physmom

Oh, and blizzard_babe, it sounds like your son is already and advocate for natural birth!

Totally hadn't thought of it that way .

A gem from not even a minute ago: "Wait, close your eyes for a sec. You have yogurt on your eyelid. How did you get yogurt on your eyelid?"

[redvlagrl]

After pooing in the toilet while toilet training:
"Yaaaaay! That was a really nice poo! Would you like a poo-sticker?"

Unfortunately "poo-stickers" really caught on and she always asks for them and will point out other poo-stickers in public.