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post #121 of 366
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"Kicked out of Motherhood Maternity for breastfeeding"

"MIL fed my 2 week old baked beans and chocolate ice cream!"

"My two year old watched Psycho and now hasn't taken a bath in a month"

"Pediatrician called CPS because I use cloth diapers"

"DS bit my nipple off! ***Pix added post #205***"

"MusicianDad is actually a straight woman!"
A straight woman trapped in a mans body!



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"Please sign my petition to outlaw breastfeeding in public"

"Ever since I put cereal in my daughter's bottle I've had to let her cry it out at night"

"Baby carriers should all be illegal"
Or... "MIL says to breastfeed on demand, help me convince her otherwise!"
post #122 of 366
Or

"Why bucket seats make great babysitters!"
post #123 of 366
Actually the MusicianDad thing isn't a bad idea... You could do the thread titles with random absurd stuff about members kinda like the banned titles of AFDs....
post #124 of 366
"You won't believe who my new neighbor is! Think famous..."
post #125 of 366
"I just married Johnny Depp, come celebrate with me"
post #126 of 366
Yippee! Thread title number two of mine! And yet, I STILL fell for it!

How about this one:

DS is 9 years old but still weighs 43 pounds. Should I buy a Radian to RF him a bit longer?

Come see my new tattoo! You will never believe where I got it! *PICS INCLUDED!*

WWYD? Neighbor is breeding poisonous snakes next door. Should I ask her to use cages for them?
post #127 of 366
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"I just married Johnny Depp, come celebrate with me"
No, I just married Johnny Depp!
post #128 of 366
As you all are demanding a pic of a big hairy spider in a bed, I'm going to dig mine up. I have a TON of spiders in my house as all my neighbors spray so the poor things come hide out here for safety. I don't mind much as long as they stay out of my hair, literally, but we often have them dropping down to visit midway through the night. During summer I found a big guy in my bed one night and took a pic next to a spoon to show size.

Just to let you know, the butt of the spider was as big as the spoon part. That is how big they get around our house.
post #129 of 366
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Originally Posted by Eclipse95 View Post
As you all are demanding a pic of a big hairy spider in a bed, I'm going to dig mine up. I have a TON of spiders in my house as all my neighbors spray so the poor things come hide out here for safety. I don't mind much as long as they stay out of my hair, literally, but we often have them dropping down to visit midway through the night. During summer I found a big guy in my bed one night and took a pic next to a spoon to show size.

Just to let you know, the butt of the spider was as big as the spoon part. That is how big they get around our house.
I believe those are called tarantulas.
post #130 of 366
I thought it was a house spider on steroids. It actually had the gall to rear up on its hind legs when I disturbed it. I didn't appreciate that at all.

I really hate the ones that jump though. My DH does not deal with spiders at all so I always get to transport them outside. Fun times.
post #131 of 366
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No, I just married Johnny Depp!
New thread title!

"Is this news? Johnny Depp married to more than one person!"
post #132 of 366
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Originally Posted by MusicianDad View Post
"I just married Johnny Depp, come celebrate with me"
Crap, I wanted to marry him!

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Originally Posted by DeerMother View Post
No, I just married Johnny Depp!
Oh, so there's hope for me yet. I can share.
post #133 of 366
This is the big hairy spider that lives in our window. I am totally serious. Blech!!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...6&l=1bfc4f8d3f
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post #135 of 366
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I really hate the ones that jump though. My DH does not deal with spiders at all so I always get to transport them outside. Fun times.
I had one jump off the wall AT MY FACE a few weeks back.
post #136 of 366
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I had one jump off the wall AT MY FACE a few weeks back.
That is why bugs don't get to stay alive in my house. I have this deep-seeded fear of bugs flying at my face. My DH makes fun of me, but I'm serious, it terrifies me!

Anyone else ever have to deal with cave crickets? They look like giant spiders, but they are crickets and jump like crickets. We USED to have them in our basement. I was having none of that.

Oh yeah....yay Holiday Helper!
post #137 of 366
Ok, because it has to be done- this Big Hairy Spider WAS in my bed.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...&id=1593128659

Happy holidays!
post #138 of 366
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Originally Posted by Evie's Mama View Post
That is why bugs don't get to stay alive in my house. I have this deep-seeded fear of bugs flying at my face. My DH makes fun of me, but I'm serious, it terrifies me!
I think it knew I was trying to kill it!

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Ok, because it has to be done- this Big Hairy Spider WAS in my bed.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...&id=1593128659
We need a "running in sheer terror" smilie.
post #139 of 366
Will my third nipple lactate too?

I swear I hear something moving inside DD's teddy bear ... bugs?

Would you be offended by this Halloween costume?
post #140 of 366
'Weevils in my flour- how to adjust for added protein in recipes?'

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