Ok, because it has to be done- this Big Hairy Spider WAS in my bed.
ETA: I had a friend in college (community college - office training - just so I don't confuse those who have read my rants about education) who had a large, hairy spider land on him one morning. Sounds like a bad way to start the day, right? But, that's not so bad.
The bad part is that it landed on him, because it was crawling across the shower head when he turned on the shower. So, he was naked...and it was freaked out, so it ran all over him. He told me about it when he got to school - late - and he looked vaguely ill for a couple of hours. I heard that story over 20 years ago, and I still shudder when I think of it.