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post #161 of 366
"My two month old can sing on key!"

"Letting the dog babysit...."

"Help! Do you think my two year old needs a bra? Underwire or not?"

"How will he learn to drive if he's still rearfacing?"

"5 month old is walking! Help me babyproof!"

"My laundry spontaneously combusted!"

"It's a girl! Fast birth of 14 pound baby!!!!!!!! (xposted in DDC)"

Man, I love this game. Even if I never get one chosen, it's just so much fun.
post #162 of 366

RE MIL says to breastfeed on demand, help me convince her otherwise!

This title fired me up! I was starting to compose what would have been a rather large response...



I didn't know a thread like this existed! I really like rhiOrion's idea's!
post #163 of 366
This was an actual email title on my dog rescue list.

Friend's kid bit my dog without provocation, should I ask for immunization records?
post #164 of 366
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Originally Posted by rhiOrion View Post
"My two month old can sing on key!"

"Letting the dog babysit...."

"Help! Do you think my two year old needs a bra? Underwire or not?"

"How will he learn to drive if he's still rearfacing?"

"5 month old is walking! Help me babyproof!"

"My laundry spontaneously combusted!"

"It's a girl! Fast birth of 14 pound baby!!!!!!!! (xposted in DDC)"

Man, I love this game. Even if I never get one chosen, it's just so much fun.
post #165 of 366
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Originally Posted by Storm Bride View Post
We apparently have both black widows and brown recluses, but I don't know anybody irl who has ever seen one locally (and my family has been here for about 100 years). There are also rattlesnakes in BC, but not in the Lower Mainland (Metro Vancouver area).

Where are you moving to?
I live in Southern CA, and the house we live in was vacant for over a year. When we moved in, we found at least a dozen black widow nests surrounding our house! We had to call pest control to come spray, and then I knocked down their webs -- those webs are so strong, they're actually kind of hard to break! The pest control guy just sprayed the base of our foundation, and a week later my DH thought to check under the porch swing that my kids had been using pretty much nonstop since we moved in, and sure enough there was another black widow living there.

For catching house spiders without having to worry that they'll crawl on you before you can put the lid on the jar, have you thought about using something like this? It's what my mom uses, and it's actually kind of fun.
post #166 of 366
Yay! One of my titles made it!!
post #167 of 366
"I caught MIL trying to breastfeed my newborn!!!!"
post #168 of 366
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Originally Posted by neetling View Post
"I caught MIL trying to breastfeed my newborn!!!!"
LOVE it. Or, maybe it should be the FIL!
post #169 of 366
This time I guessed it was the HH thread. I was looking for a " " title.
post #170 of 366
Title idea in "Allergies":


Doc says dd5 is allergic to peanuts, but she wont stop eating PB&J sandwhiches... what do I do?


post #171 of 366
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Originally Posted by Thystle View Post
Title idea in "Allergies":


Doc says dd5 is allergic to peanuts, but she wont stop eating PB&J sandwhiches... what do I do?


Sorry to be a party pooper, but that is not even close to amusing.
post #172 of 366
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Originally Posted by limabean View Post
Would you be offended by this Halloween costume?
I'm changing this one to:

Would you be offended by this Halloween costume (pic in OP, but it might be NSFW)
post #173 of 366
How about "is it possible to have Whooping cough AND measles at the same time?"
post #174 of 366
Yeah...I was totally ready to hear the horror story of the ped reporting someone for cloth dipes.
post #175 of 366
:a
post #176 of 366
How about:
My midwife says I need a c-section and she'll do it for me at home!
post #177 of 366
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Originally Posted by amydidit View Post
How about:
My midwife says I need a c-section and she'll do it for me at home!
post #178 of 366
Come check out the Twelve Weeks of HH thread - It's baby gear week!
post #179 of 366
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Originally Posted by changingseasons View Post
Sorry to be a party pooper, but that is not even close to amusing.


It's a "shocking fake" line to get people going to come in and check out the thread. That's all.


I actually have an ana allergic child (and have posted in Allergies) so I know it would make *me* immediately click into a post. Not that I think having a peanut allergy is funny.


But the point was to come up with fake thread titles right?





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post #180 of 366
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Originally Posted by Thystle View Post
It's a "shocking fake" line to get people going to come in and check out the thread. That's all.


I actually have an ANA allergic child (and have posted in Allergies) so I know it would make *me* immediately click into a post. Not that I think having a peanut allergy is funny.


But the point was to come up with fake thread titles right?
Why would you joke about it if you don't think it's funny?

To me personally, that title would be like saying:
"MIL says I shouldn't let 2yo DD eat rat poison off the floor/play in heavy traffic/jump off our 2-story roof/play with used syringes from our community garbage bin (take your pick), but I think it's fine. WWYD?"

Maybe that would be funny to some people, but imho when you're talking about something that would cause a child's death, it's not something to joke around about.

And yes, I do understand the point of a shocker title.
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