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post #221 of 366
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Ok, what is "NSFW"?
context?
post #222 of 366
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Ok, what is "NSFW"?
Not Suitable For Work.

In other words, something that will get you fired if your boss finds out you were looking at it in the office.
post #223 of 366
In TCAC: "Girlfriend demanding he get circ'd. How to handle?"

I can assure a RUSH of people
post #224 of 366
How about:

"I found a chicken bone in my coke can. Should I try to sue?"

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"I think my dog is transexual, is surgery an option?"
post #226 of 366
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In TCAC: "Girlfriend demanding he get circ'd. How to handle?"

I can assure a RUSH of people
or "Girlfriend demanding I get circ'd"
post #227 of 366
How about in FYT Colorado: "Flying into Denver tomorrow, is there anyone here I can stay with?"
post #228 of 366
If you're just trying to get people clicking, anything with "Should I call Poison Control" or "Should I go to the ER" get heavily clicked (usually by those saying "if you're asking, then YES!") Hmmm... relative who works for an ambulance service did once get a call because "the baby's hiccups sound different than they did yesterday."

"Baby's hiccups sound funny today. Should I call the dr or go straight to the ER?"


Or you know, I just read earlier in the thread and saw the "cat poop=call to poison control?" suggestion.

Thinking of the homeschooling "how to get errands done" one... "Can I count my DD coming with me to my mammogram as science education?"
post #229 of 366
In the Teen forum... "DD wants to wean, is 16 too young?"
post #230 of 366
In the Vax forum: "You'll never beleive what they're trying to vax against NOW!"
post #231 of 366
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or "Girlfriend demanding I get circ'd"
Even better!!

or "Girlfriend refuses to marry me until I'm circ'd"
post #232 of 366
found you again! silly thread.

This one caused a complaint last year. (really) lets run it again!

gifted parenting: "my kid is sequencing dna in the basement, ok to move onto cloning?"

and my fav:
spirituality: "Joseph missing for the nativity. Can Santa be a stand-in?"

some new ideas:

CAC: "cop pulled me over ..... to ask about my bumper sticker."
"should i name my new baby boy after Marilyn Milos?"

pets: "In tears. My dog was mistaken for a cat AGAIN. update: MIL took him to the vet, results page 3"

"URGENT: where can I get a vest made for my service squirrel?"

TAO: "MIL wants a service chicken. Ever heard of this? Will they lay eggs?"

...

My mom is here today to supervise baby. how many packages can I mail?
post #233 of 366
"I got THREE blue lines, am I pregnant? updated: pic p.12)
post #234 of 366
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"I think my dog is transexual, is surgery an option?"
My cat used to have a penis. Now he does not. So, I suppose it is! (I'm oh so serious)

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TAO: "MIL wants a service chicken. Ever heard of this? Will they lay eggs?"
Oh, a service chicken one would be GREAT! Or a "what's in the box" title

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"I got THREE blue lines, am I pregnant? updated: pic p.12)
Haha, love it. You could add, "Maeryn, can you tweak this?!"
post #235 of 366
So I love the floating thread, don't get me wrong, but I NEVER click on it unintentionally. And I look for it, really. Hmm....

Since we're talking Spirituality and Halloween costumes, has anyone ever done a clever mix of the two? Meaning how do you incorporate a spiritual element into your kids' Halloween if it's primarily a secular holiday for you?
post #236 of 366
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Since we're talking Spirituality and Halloween costumes, has anyone ever done a clever mix of the two? Meaning how do you incorporate a spiritual element into your kids' Halloween if it's primarily a secular holiday for you?
We just don't do the "dark" stuff. We don't do scary stuff, witches, ghosts, etc. We have our DD dress up and we spend the day at the zoo. She has a blast, and they have some special stuff for Halloween like a DJ, magician, and pumpkin decorating.
post #237 of 366
How about for the toddler forum:

I'm ready to ship my DD to her grandparents until she's 5.

I could probably just start my own thread for that one...
post #238 of 366
Pleeeeeeeeeease do a service chicken one!
post #239 of 366
"My morning Froot Loops - is this a subliminal message? PIC"
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"I think my dog is transexual, is surgery an option?"
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