A Haiku

[Smokering]

PREGNANCY

By Smokering
after last night

Noctural desire
Groping: stealthy sounds, then bliss.
Hard-boiled eggs... salted.

Now you write one.

[ryleeee]

barfing all the time -
where is my motivation?
please come, second tri!

[MrsHin2002]

baby number two
we need you to hold on tight
can't wait to meet you

[WifeofAnt]

Are those the baby's feet?
Kicking sweeping pushing me
Man my ribs are sore

[othersomethings]

Kakor Haverflarn
Sweet oatmeal crisps of my dreams
Thank you, Ikea!

[nova22]

Dearest baby, please
Please please please please please please please
Please please stay head-down.

[Smokering]

I have two more.

DIVISION OF LABOUR
You: growing organs.
Me: trying not to throw up.
My job seems harder.

A THREAT
In theory I can't
Vomit you up, tiny child.
Don't count on it, though.

[nova22]

Originally Posted by Smokering

I have two more.

DIVISION OF LABOUR
You: growing organs.
Me: trying not to throw up.
My job seems harder.

[WifeofAnt]

Hiccups on my right
Strange vibrations on my left
Just sleep already!

[ryleeee]

Originally Posted by Smokering

I have two more.

DIVISION OF LABOUR
You: growing organs.
Me: trying not to throw up.
My job seems harder.

A THREAT
In theory I can't
Vomit you up, tiny child.
Don't count on it, though.

[macandcheese]

Originally Posted by nova22

Dearest baby, please
Please please please please please please please
Please please stay head-down.

[MamaMonica]

[nova22]

Nine more weeks to go
Baby, get out of my ribs
And into my arms

[nova22]

Thanks a lot OP, all I can think about are haikus lately

Snap, Crackle, Pop! Not
my cereal, but my hips
when I roll over.

[HappyMommy2]

Irritable Mom.
So sorry, my family.
Ah the Mommy guilt.