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A Haiku

post #1 of 15
Thread Starter 
PREGNANCY

By Smokering
after last night

Noctural desire
Groping: stealthy sounds, then bliss.
Hard-boiled eggs... salted.

Now you write one.
post #2 of 15
barfing all the time -
where is my motivation?
please come, second tri!

post #3 of 15
baby number two
we need you to hold on tight
can't wait to meet you
post #4 of 15
Are those the baby's feet?
Kicking sweeping pushing me
Man my ribs are sore
post #5 of 15
Kakor Haverflarn
Sweet oatmeal crisps of my dreams
Thank you, Ikea!
post #6 of 15
Dearest baby, please
Please please please please please please please
Please please stay head-down.
post #7 of 15
Thread Starter 
I have two more.

DIVISION OF LABOUR
You: growing organs.
Me: trying not to throw up.
My job seems harder.

A THREAT
In theory I can't
Vomit you up, tiny child.
Don't count on it, though.
post #8 of 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokering View Post
I have two more.

DIVISION OF LABOUR
You: growing organs.
Me: trying not to throw up.
My job seems harder.
post #9 of 15
Hiccups on my right
Strange vibrations on my left
Just sleep already!
post #10 of 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokering View Post
I have two more.

DIVISION OF LABOUR
You: growing organs.
Me: trying not to throw up.
My job seems harder.

A THREAT
In theory I can't
Vomit you up, tiny child.
Don't count on it, though.

post #11 of 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by nova22 View Post
Dearest baby, please
Please please please please please please please
Please please stay head-down.
post #12 of 15
post #13 of 15
Nine more weeks to go
Baby, get out of my ribs
And into my arms
post #14 of 15
Thanks a lot OP, all I can think about are haikus lately

Snap, Crackle, Pop! Not
my cereal, but my hips
when I roll over.
post #15 of 15
Irritable Mom.
So sorry, my family.
Ah the Mommy guilt.