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Things I should never have to say...

post #1 of 72
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But had to...

"Did you FLUSH before you decided to play in the water?"

"STOP playing with the dogs poopy"

"How did you fit THAT into the drain?"


OK so make me feel better. This is my 4 yr. old and I swear he's just now going through the terrible 2's.


What are some of the things you never thought you'd have to say but have found yourself saying to your kids.
post #2 of 72
You MUST have clothes on to leave the house.

No the cat is NOT a chew toy
post #3 of 72
"Please don't lick the walls."
post #4 of 72
Please don't use my bra to carry your legos around.
It is not ok to stick raisins in your sister's bellybutton.
post #5 of 72
"Don't put rocks in your foreskin! Actually, don't put ANYTHING in there."
post #6 of 72
Please dont put your dinasour in your butt. Thank you.
post #7 of 72
Stop kissing that caterpillar.
post #8 of 72
Yesterday. "Please, don't lick the dog."
post #9 of 72
"Do not pick your sister's nose."
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post #11 of 72
"No, it is not ok to wipe snots on your brother!"
post #12 of 72
"Stop chewing on the entertainment center."
post #13 of 72
"No, I will not lie down spreadeagled so that you can 'look up me' to see the baby."
post #14 of 72
No -- "Mommy" is not the name grandma gave me when I was born - I actually have "another" name
post #15 of 72
Please don't put things up your bottom. Things come out bottoms, not go up them.

The rubbish is not a toy!

Stop licking the window!

I know there are more, but I can't remember any at the moment! There have been too many times over the years that I think to myself "I shouldn't have to say that!"
post #16 of 72
"Take your fork out of your ear."

30 seconds later...

"Honey! Take your fork out of your armpit!"
post #17 of 72
"Keep your hands away from your brother's bum!"

"Stop chasing the chickens with the fish net!"
post #18 of 72
These are hilarious.
post #19 of 72
"Do not pick your nose, and really dont eat it!"

Seriously? I cannot believe my kid is a booger eater.
post #20 of 72
"Quit sticking that fork up your nose!"


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