Things I should never have to say... - Page 4
To dd (2.5) ' We don't put things that have been in our vaginas on Mommy's nose. Actually, how about we just don't put things in our vaginas?'
This was when she was taking the jar opener gripper thing and rolling it up and trying to insert it and then asking if I'd wear it like a beak on my nose.
At school with 5 and 6-year-olds:
No, I do not want to see your used tissue!
Spit the wood chip out...You ATE it?
Get the Cheerio out of your nose!
Please stop licking the table.
Please don't lick the bottom of your shoe.
Please don't chase other people around the bathroom with your pants down.
No, you may not pee into the urinal at the same time.
Why are you eating your paper?
You think the oral stuff is over by this age...well, it's not!
I'm sure I have more. These are just from this year.
Don't sit on the refrigerator---22 month old daughter
the dog is NOT a stepstool---same daughter, same age
You are not a puppy. Get out of the whelping box!...son, age 3
I don't care if the dog is out on the roof. You can't go there too!...old house, I had a german shepherd that would go out onto the porch roof. Kid wanted to follow.
You have boobs, you have to wear a shirt.
I can't wait til they have children.