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post #21 of 33

The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and curly brown hair.

 

 

FIFTEEN POUNDS?!

post #22 of 33

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and fluffy brown hair.

 

Hmmmm...I hope my labor isn't 40 hours...it was 12 hours with my first baaybbay and I pushed about 3 hours of that time. Fingers crossed. I wonder where the violet eyes are coming from....hmmmm.....

post #23 of 33

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and a little patch of red hair.

 

Hehehe. This is funny. ;) Ummm, that's kinda big. Oh my. I like the mid morning timing. 17 hours? I'd like to shorten that by at least half, please! I couldn't fairly the answer the question about movement to music, since I have yet to feel movement!! Hehehe. I'm sure that would change everything.....

post #24 of 33
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Originally Posted by littleteapot View Post

The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and curly brown hair.

 

 

FIFTEEN POUNDS?!


Ha!!! That's hilarious. :D

post #25 of 33

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and curly brown hair.

 

 

Ummmm... OK, May where I live is far from hot... we could still have snow. I really hope I am not in labor for 48 hours. With DD I was in labor 12 hours, and with DS I was in labor 3 hours. The weight could be right (although I hope not)!!! ... and the eye and hair color are probably right. Both of mine have dark brown eyes, and light brown hair... so we'll see!!

post #26 of 33

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and curly black hair.

 

This is hilarious.  Except... I do have hazel eyes, both DH and I have curly dark hair - it could be!

post #27 of 33

I didn't get past the part about how my baby will be 15lbs. yikes.gif

post #28 of 33

so incredibly silly..but here goes

 


The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.

 

4 lb 11 oz baby at 21 1/2 inches long? Definitely makes more sense than the opposite. DS was LONG and SKINNY

post #29 of 33
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Originally Posted by MrsBone View Post

so incredibly silly..but here goes

 


The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.

 

4 lb 11 oz baby at 21 1/2 inches long? Definitely makes more sense than the opposite. DS was LONG and SKINNY

 

LOL and how will it be bright if it is the middle of the night???
 

post #30 of 33
Thread Starter 

i redid mine and only changed 2 answers: my favourite colour from purple to green ( i was hoping for a brown option, honestly) and the weather from cloudy to dark.

 

 

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of red hair.

 

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a lot of red hair.

 

wtf?!?! 14 lbs?! ahhhhhh. and the red hair thing is still throwing me off.

very interesting how changing only two things makes such a dramatic difference, now i am so confused about whether or not i am having a boy or a girl!!

ROTFLMAO.gif

post #31 of 33

Here's mine:

 

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and some auburn hair.

 

This is all possible at this point.  We should find out the gender in the next couple weeks but I have been feeling boy.  I hope my labor will be shorter than 19 hours because my first 2 were under 12 each. Probably most accurate will be the weight...my first was 8lb2oz and my second 9lb9oz so really a 10 pound baby would not shock me in the least.

post #32 of 33
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Originally Posted by PAgreenmama View Post

ok, here's mine:

 

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and some brown hair.

 

this actually doesn't sound too bad... we're a brown haired, brown eyed family and a 4 hour labor sounds great!  but 5lbs 5oz is tiny!  i'm fully expecting and i want a bigger baby than that!

 

madame zaritska didn't do so hot here...  all she got right was a short labor, girl and brown hair :P
 

 

post #33 of 33

had totally forgotten about this thread PAgreenmama.  let's see how she did...
 

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really?  14 hours sounds great to me.

 

here's mine...

 

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and curly blonde hair.

 

i buy all this except the dark amber eye bit.
 

 

The day you deliver, outside will be windy...it was a calm day

Your baby will arrive in the late evening...he was born at 7:45 AM

After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours...labor was less than five hours

your child, a boy, will be born...she got that right

Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 6 ounces...he was a whopping 9lbs 1oz

and will be 20-1/2 inches long...20 3/4 inches (close enough)

This child will have dark amber eyes...they're blue

and curly blonde hair...straight and dark brown (although i imagine it will eventually be blonde)

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