post #21 of 21
12/30/10 at 7:43pm

Ok...These are to a 5 year old...

 

-Don't bite the cat (I previously mentioned this one)

-Don't wipe your hands on the cat

-Don't wipe your hands on your hair

-Get your toes out of your mouth

-Get _______ out of your mouth (said many times a day regarding various things)

-Don't lick the car (or other object)

-Don't play with your spit

-Get your hands out of your pants (literally every 30 seconds lately)

 

Ok...I could go on for days, but that is just a brief synopsis...