Lets not drink from the potty.

[marinak1977]

said while trying to wait out a pee in my too buzy to ec DS. He was also putting his blocks inside the potty and rattling it around. (at least I just rinsed it out thoroughly)

Another strange thing I said "please do not twist my nipples and stop sucking on my knee it tickles"

What strange things did you have to say recently?

[Knitting Mama]

"Leave your vulva alone," is the first one that comes to mind!

[lunarlady]

Don't paint with your mouth.

Let's all practice our modesty now. (DD running around naked and dancing in front of the picture window...I'm sure our neighbors think we're crazy!)

I'm giving that post a time out! (after DD clonked her head on it)

[Sfcmama]

"daddy's toes are not for chewing on..."
(insert gagging smiley face!)

[Bobbys]

"Don't drink the bath water."

"Don't eat mommy's slippers."

[marinak1977]

Ah yes!

"Are those bath bubbles tasty?"

[Eeyore35]

"would you stop licking me? it's not funny"