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Mommel 
Ummm... how about "life as you know it is completely over"? 

Last night I had a dream that I was giving birth to twins. But somehow after the first one my uterus came out, I could see into it, and the second baby sort of crawled out
Yet I was sort of pushing it out at the same time. Then I had the second placenta in my hands and I was telling DH urgently to get the placenta bowl. When I went to put the second placenta in it I saw that the first one was already there. I remembered meaning to eat the placenta but changed my mind because it seemed gross. Because the uterus was "out" and I could see it (sitting on my bedroom floor!) there was very little bleeding. Both babies were boys with big, clear blue eyes and blond hair and they were developmentally about 1 year old and running around. And clothed I think, right out of the womb. It was not a scary dream in any way, sort of interesting and enjoyable.
Later in the dream I was trying to give one of the boys (now several years older looking) a talking to for something and my mom kept interfering. I got really mad at her and kept trying to tell her that if she kept interfering I would never have any authority with the boys.
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