Originally Posted by laohaire
It hasn't happened yet, but I'm just waiting for the day my parents or my inlaws find a condom wrapper when they come to stay. I always think I clean them up but then I'll find one under the bed or in the corner or something. Oh well, we're not kids.
My actual story involves me being the guest, not the other way around. My mom and I were staying at my mom's BFF's house for an extended time when the BFF was having medical problems. I was a teen. And I had my period, and was putting my used pads, wrapped up of course, in the bathroom trash. I didn't expect their dog to come and shred it, but she did. UGH. It was everywhere, it was bloody, it was absolutely disgusting and I was mortified. It took me a good while to clean up too.
It's amazing what people (cough, me) will share under the so-called anonomity of the Internet.
Right after DH and I started dating, way back in 2002, we spent an entire weekend locked in his room. He got arrested right after that, and his mom came into his bedroom to try and find his paycheck so she could cash it and bail him out. She found about 12 used condoms next to the bed. Yep...it is amazing what kind of gross things we did at 18! The experince was complete with my halloween red fishnets hanging from the light fixture (I still wonder why she doesnt like me....).
On a more recent note, while my parents were at my house after DD was born, they found mouse poo in my pantry. That was embarrassing, especially since I had tried so hard to clean for my entire 3rd trimester! Also, there was once some reason for my father to need to move my sofa when he was over. I had cleaned really well before they came over, but of course, under the sofa lay 2 beer cans, a pacifier that had been 1/2 chewed by the dog, and (yea!) my drivers lisence that I had been driving without for about 2 months.