Once upon a time, I was A Person Who Did NOT Like Lentils. Now, I love them. I think the key is proper preparation, and the right type of lentil for the job.
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I like french green lentils (which hold their shape well) soaked overnight, cooked until tender with a couple cloves of garlic, drained, cooled, and tossed in a 1:1 apple cider vinegar/olive oil dressing with lots of salt and some molasses in it. (Beans need lots of salt, acid, and oil to taste great), and mix in summer veggies (tomatos, cucumbers, peppers, carrots, celery) though it's good with just celery and carrots, and feta.
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I like brown or green lentils cooked until tender in water or broth, with sauteed onions, even better with sauted diced carrots and celery, but fine with just onions, maybe some thyme (fresh or dried), some garlic, some vinegar and salt. I add more water or broth for soupy lentils, less for side dish lentils. They're super yummy with little meatballs of beef or lamb (I don't eat pork, pork might be good) thrown in too, but usually I don't have those, since that's expensive.
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I like red lentils curried. Cook in water or broth and coconut milk until they've changed color and are soft. They don't have any structural integrity and will turn into sort of a mush. you can blend or not. Mix in some commercial curry paste (I like it with yellow curry paste), garlic, ginger if you have it, sauteed onions (almost everything I make has sauteed onions), coconut milk, salt, a little fat and some lime juice. You can add veggies and/or meat if you like, greens are good in it, but it's also good just as curried lentils. (You can also make an Indian curry rather than a Thai curry by using curry powder and Indian curry spices, and lemon juice instead.)
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I will often saute my onions in my lentil cooking pot, then add the lentils and liquid, so that it's a 1 pot dish. You just don't want to add acid or salt to the beans until the beans have fully cooked because it will prevent them from cooking. Once they are soft and tender, you can salt and add acid.