Ohmigod . . . I HAVE A MUSTACHE!
NO ONE told me. I had absolutely no idea. It is, like, SO obvious. She took the pic of me sitting across from her at a restaurant.
I knew I had some blond facial hair but assumed no one but me noticed. Ha Ha. The lies we tell ourselves . . .
How can I get rid of this? I really don't know. I don't shave my legs or anything.
(When my mom called to ask if I liked the picture, I lied and said it looked great and she was happy.)