Dear Kids,
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I am seriously going to lose my schmidt if the following behaviors continue:
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- trying to shove your cold feet down my pajama trousers
- trying to lift up my shirt so you can grab my nipple/pick at my dry skin/twist my mole. Repeatedly.
- try to scratch the mole off my arm IN YOUR SLEEP
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I love you and all and you're warm and cuddly and overall good sleeping partners, but let's try keeping your grabby little paddies to yourselves, shall we?
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xo
Mom






