Funny toddler lyrics

[crunchy_mommy]

Anyone have any to share?

From my 2yo (I haven't the slightest idea where these came from but it's so funny to hear!!):

(Kumbaya)
"Don't touch plugs, Kumbaya, don't touch plugs, Kumbaya..."

(Hush Little Baby)
"Hush little baby, don't say a word, Mommy's going to buy you a peacock. If the peacock gets busted, Mommy will fix it."

[AKislandgirl]

We were listening to Bob Marley the other day. Instead of singing "Wake up and live, y'all" she sang, "wake up and hickup!" I think she thought those were the real words!

[oregonianmama]

awww, my little guy is only 17 months but this gets me excited about things to come. Thanks for sharing!