When your child watches you in the bathroom

[ariatrance]

you end up with a 2 year old putting a panty liner in her underwear.

She snuck in there this morning and was playing around. Later when my husband took her potty, he found a little surprise!

(It's not like I can tell this story in real life, you know, so I have to get my funnies out with you!)

What has your crazy kid(s) done?

[goinggreengirl]

Haha! You know I was thinking about this recently. DS is still too young to copy most things but he was really paying attention last week when I was putting a tampon in. don't even want to imagine how he would try to copy that! Good reason to keep them out of his reach in the future.

[MsFortune]

My son loves tampons.  He has no idea what they are for - he just likes to take them apart and leave them lying around the house

[goinggreengirl]

Originally Posted by MsFortune 

My son loves tampons.  He has no idea what they are for - he just likes to take them apart and leave them lying around the house

My niece did that. She would swing them around by the string! So funny.

[shnitzel]

My daughter wears my underwear around her neck and calls it a necklace.

[SuzyLee]

DD loves to chew on my menstrual cup ( when it's clean but still! ) she finds it no matter where I stick it.

[NikonMama]

LOL!  When DS was around 3 or so, I was going to the bathroom and we never shut the door.  He grabbed a tampon, went to hand it to me and said "You need to put dis in ur butt?"  hahaha  Not quite big guy, but close.  lmao  I guess he was paying closer attention than we thought he was. 

[ariatrance]

Love it! These kids are so attentive, aren't they?

[AFWife]

We did part time EC with DS....so now when we go pee he makes the "pssssss" noise with a huge smile on his face. I also get applause sometimes for using the potty.

[lonegirl]

LOL  My son used to do the same thing!!

 

Originally Posted by AFWife 

We did part time EC with DS....so now when we go pee he makes the "pssssss" noise with a huge smile on his face. I also get applause sometimes for using the potty.

[CherryBombMama]

my ds (2yrs) started to INSIST on wiping me and got so upset when i wouldnt let him. thats where i drew the line, and now i close the door lol

[Marissamom]

DD likes to "help" me pull up my pants

[AFWife]

Originally Posted by Marissamom 

DD likes to "help" me pull up my pants

Ds does the opposite...he also likes to point at my butt and say "pee-ew"

[Lucy Alden]

My DD, when she was about 2, pointed at the tampon string hanging out of me and said, "pretty."  I guess it does look a little like a ribbon!

[Ldavis24]

Love this thread!

Ha, DD will shove my legs apart to see me peeing and go "PEE"

She will also wave goodbye and say "bye pee" when I flush.

She loves to take all my pads out and throw them all over the bathroom floor and carry them around the house, I don't use tampons (intensely uncomfortable for me) but if I did I imagine she would be taking those to and playing with them. She is entitled to everything after all