Its time for a TMI thread....weak stomachs need not read lol. - Page 2

[newyorkmommy]

Seriously, ladies, TRY THE APPLE! I had a huge one yesterday and then a poop first thing this morning. And in fact I am eating another one as I type this!!!

[purplerose]

There is some brand of yogurt that regulates you pretty well, but I can't remember which. I've known people that it really helped in this situation! I've been constipated until a couple of weeks ago...I was standing in the kitchen and suddenly the baby was really low where I could barely walk. Ever since I have had no problem on the potty! (and this is my 4th pregnancy, I read babies don't usually drop so early in later pregnancies but it's been almost 9 years since #3 so maybe my body thinks I'm starting new?)

[corrabelle]

Three things that work for me: black coffee (decaff is fine) alfalfa tablets, and grapes! These are magic.

[DragonflyMom]

Man, Jasper has been in my bowels the past few days...I constantly feel like I need to take a poo but nope...its just him. lol.

[saoirse2007]

my vajayjay is swollen all of a sudden....ugh...

[DragonflyMom]

Mine has been "puffy" as the husband describes it for a while now but last night I was extremely swollen...tried to have hubby feel for my cervix and he could not even get his fingers in.

[DragonflyMom]

Also, just a few other "tidbits"

I have been "leaking" a lot lately through-out the day...went to take my bra off last night for a shower and my nips were adhered to my bra via dried,crusty colostrum...yay..

Also, thank you hemorrhoids for the new term "Fluffy marshmallow butt-hole"...

[Teruterubozu]

Originally Posted by DragonflyMom 

Also, thank you hemorrhoids for the new term "Fluffy marshmallow butt-hole"...

My new band name

[DragonflyMom]

Its really funny and sad at the same time...I had my husband apply some calming solution to it for me the other day and thats how he described it... :(

[Teruterubozu]

Well, at least there's some humor there, not just complete awfulness.

[Katico]

Originally Posted by DragonflyMom 

Its really funny and sad at the same time...I had my husband apply some calming solution to it for me the other day and thats how he described it... :(

That's true love  

[RosemaryS-F]

marshmallows.

[Katico]

Originally Posted by saoirse2007 

my vajayjay is swollen all of a sudden....ugh...

  Awful :(  
 

[nicolian]

 

Originally Posted by RosemaryS-F 

marshmallows.

[nicolian]

So, since we're sharing gross stuff here, the other night I had a dream that someone was picking their nose and ended up pulling out a piece of a McDonald's chicken nugget and then someone else standing there started throwing up. Yum.

[emmaegbert]

yah I think this one is lowwww and its #3. I am not quite 36 weeks. I swear I can feel the head grinding in there when I walk sometimes.

Originally Posted by purplerose 

There is some brand of yogurt that regulates you pretty well, but I can't remember which. I've known people that it really helped in this situation! I've been constipated until a couple of weeks ago...I was standing in the kitchen and suddenly the baby was really low where I could barely walk. Ever since I have had no problem on the potty! (and this is my 4th pregnancy, I read babies don't usually drop so early in later pregnancies but it's been almost 9 years since #3 so maybe my body thinks I'm starting new?)

[DragonflyMom]

So last night I had to pee...bad...

Ran to the bathroom and husband was occupying the toilet so I shrugged and sat down on the edge of the bathtub to wee in there...hey, I was about to take a shower anyway and rinse it out...no biggy...

Well, the position I was in (hunched over) shoved little Jasper down into my bowels even further than he has been and BAM!!!

Cowpie in the bathtub....

Husband goes "OMG DID YOU JUST SHIT IN THE BATHTUB!?? WHY WOULD YOU DOOOOO THAT!!??"

Lolololol....yes, because that was soooooo my ultimate goal.

[emmaegbert]

DragonflyMom, do you make this stuff up?!? I am laughing so hard reading your posts I think I'm probably peeing my pants a little every time I read one of your updates. At least your DH will be ready for labor. I pooped both times during the second stage (pushing) and honestly. Nobody warned me ahead of time that it happens (its not really a big deal... MWs just clean it up and carry on... but still)

[nicolian]

o.m.g. You shit in your tub. Hilarious. And gross. LOL!

[DragonflyMom]

Originally Posted by emmaegbert 

DragonflyMom, do you make this stuff up?!? I am laughing so hard reading your posts I think I'm probably peeing my pants a little every time I read one of your updates. At least your DH will be ready for labor. I pooped both times during the second stage (pushing) and honestly. Nobody warned me ahead of time that it happens (its not really a big deal... MWs just clean it up and carry on... but still)

Im really not making it up...we had Chinese/Sushi earlier that day and it always gets me moving...I just did not realize I had to poo.

We live a life full of gross humor....

I told husband the other day "Man...I hope I dont poo during labor because I really like the idea of hands and knees delivery but I dont really want to poo in the docs face..."