Ha! That is great! How funny.
On a happier note here is a little anecdote you ladies might enjoy.... I walked to the corner gas station to return a red box movie the other day and as I was leaving this young (early 20s) guy came running up behind me "miss! miss!" He asked me for directions and after I told him he said "I know how to get there I just needed an excuse to come over here and tell you- DAMN GIRL!! You are looking fine!! I know you're pregnant and all, and I'm not trying to be weird, but (he looks behind me at my giant butt) you got me LOOKIN!!" LOL!!!! I told him thanks and that he just made my last 9 months. DP tells me I look great all the time, but he has to. This guy really made my weekend!