I wish I wasn't required to go to my DP's family reunion filled with people I've never met three hours both ways at 35w pregnant. I'm not going to even be able to see my own mom! Nevermind the pleasure of sleeping on the floor/couch/tiny full-sized bed when I can barely manage to sleep in my own big, comfy bed. Or the near constant contractions long car rides bring. Or chasing after kids in a strange environment.
I'd like to stay home, nap, have someone else to do the labour of keeping my family afloat FOR ONE DAY and get a massage.