DD just hurled the worst imaginable insult at me...

[Lynn08]

"You giant band-aid!"  

How can you even get mad at that?

[Bellabaz]

Hilarious!

[Lynn08]

I thought so!  I love that little bugger   

[Veronika01]

[sapphire_chan]

Depending on the kid's apparent mood, my reactions are:

"Oooooohhhhhh NooooO!!!!! You called me a Giant Band-aid!!! Oooooohhhh noooo!!!!!"

Or "You're really frustrated about xyx, you really wish we could abc" etc etc

Or just

(Note the for all three. Cause that is FUNNY!)

[Smokering]

DD, who's three, called me a bad-looking muffin-child the other day. I was just like "...K".

[StoriesInTheSoil]

Originally Posted by Smokering 

DD, who's three, called me a bad-looking muffin-child the other day. I was just like "...K".

I think I'm going to borrow that one.  Tell her thx for me 

[Agatha_Ann]

I love it! My DD when she was 2-3 and would get really angry would yell, "You can't come my birthday cake!"

Today, my 2 yr old DS was so mad at me. He ran into the kitchen, grabbed the broom, hauled it up the stairs, threw it in the guest room and slammed the door. Then he marched back down the stairs and gave me a "Take that!" look. I told DH, I think I must clean too much if he thinks the best way to hurt my feelings is to take away my broom!

[Lisa1970]

LOL...ha ha ha. It reminds me of the time my now 16 yr old was trying to come up with words to shock us. He was in the back seat in his car seat, probably 3 yrs old. And he just shouts out "buttocks!" and we said "what?" and he said "buttocks!" again. We were just giggling. He thought he was using bad words. lol

[KempsMama]

Chester's favorite "insult" is "Towel Rack!!"  where he came up with it, I do not know.  But I bust out laughing every time.