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post #1 of 31
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The peeing in the shower thread got me thinking.  We all  do things we'd be mortified if caught doing but we do em.  What are yours?

 

This thread came up several years ago and some of the responses were hilarious.

 

I'll start...when I put on a pair of clean panties I always sniff em to make sure a dirty pair didn't accidentally end up in my clean clothes.  Even if I just took em out of the dryer.  Don't ask me why, but I do it. 

 

OK fess up

post #2 of 31

Pick my nose while driving.

 

Fart.  Im actually one of the gassiest people I know, other then my husband, but hes only heard me fart a handful of times.   I hide it well.

 

When I change my kids, and im not sure if they peed, I smell the diaper.  Sometimes if we are un public I have to remind myself NOT to do this, Because i do it so often at home.  Sometimes, I actually sniff their crotch, so as to not be bothered with laying them down, taking off their pants.  I can tell just by sniffing if they need a change.  My husband HATES it when i do that.  (Charlie started doing this ever single time he took of his pull up for tubs, and I about died when his father caught him doing it. sulkoff.gif

 

 

post #3 of 31
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Originally Posted by mommaof3boz View Post

The peeing in the shower thread got me thinking.  We all  do things we'd be mortified if caught doing but we do em.  What are yours?

 

This thread came up several years ago and some of the responses were hilarious.

 

I'll start...when I put on a pair of clean panties I always sniff em to make sure a dirty pair didn't accidentally end up in my clean clothes.  Even if I just took em out of the dryer.  Don't ask me why, but I do it. 

 

OK fess up


I thought I was the only one who smells mu undies before I wear them! I don't know why I do it either!
post #4 of 31

My dh smells everything first.  Socks, undies, food, drinks.  It's really funny and I hardly notice it now, but when we first got together I was all "wow, you're a freaky man".

post #5 of 31

Things I do when nobody is looking:

 

Sniff the armpits of my shirts to see if they're okay to wear again (but not if I know they're clean, that's just weird winky.gif)

 

Drive through the intersection even though the light is red, if it's 3 am and there isn't a car in sight.

 

Wear a non-approved bicycle helmet.

 

 

post #6 of 31

Oh... you don't even wanna know what goes on in this house.2whistle.gif

post #7 of 31
Ok, this is super weird. I can't poop without reading material. I've been known to read the back of a shampoo bottle if I'm in a bathroom without a magazine. There is always a book on the stool next to my toilet. Weird.
post #8 of 31
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Originally Posted by scottishmommy View Post

Ok, this is super weird. I can't poop without reading material. I've been known to read the back of a shampoo bottle if I'm in a bathroom without a magazine. There is always a book on the stool next to my toilet. Weird.


biglaugh.gif Yup, same here.  I've been known to keep re-reading the ingredients on a shampoo bottle until I'm done if I'm desperate orngtongue.gif

 

I also pick wedgies out of my butt if I know no one is looking and talk to myself lol (not necessarily at the same time winky.gif).  Sometimes it's nice to get the thoughts out of my head if I don't have anyone to talk to. 

 

I find it funny that this question came up on a Scorpio full moon...the moon that brings up stuff that's normally hidden.

 

post #9 of 31
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Originally Posted by ~Charlie's~Angel~ View Post

Pick my nose while driving.

 

Fart.  Im actually one of the gassiest people I know, other then my husband, but hes only heard me fart a handful of times.   I hide it well.

 

When I change my kids, and im not sure if they peed, I smell the diaper.  Sometimes if we are un public I have to remind myself NOT to do this, Because i do it so often at home.  Sometimes, I actually sniff their crotch, so as to not be bothered with laying them down, taking off their pants.  I can tell just by sniffing if they need a change.  My husband HATES it when i do that.  (Charlie started doing this ever single time he took of his pull up for tubs, and I about died when his father caught him doing it. sulkoff.gif

 

 


We have similar secret behaviors! nod.gif  Before I read your post, I had picking my nose & farting as my answers to OP's question.  I also smell DS's pants/butt/crotch to see whether or not to change him. DP thinks it is weird when I smell his butt to see if he pooped - I just think it is so much easier that way!!

 

post #10 of 31
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Originally Posted by scottishmommy View Post

Ok, this is super weird. I can't poop without reading material. I've been known to read the back of a shampoo bottle if I'm in a bathroom without a magazine. There is always a book on the stool next to my toilet. Weird.

So glad I'm not the only one! LOL I adjust my cloth panty liner if it feels like it's not positioned right. I've been known to do this while walking down the street if there aren't any cars coming, also in the store.
post #11 of 31

We are such a 'classy' bunch of folks....I am so glad to surrounded by you ladies !

post #12 of 31

PHEW!  I was getting worried there for a minute that I am one nasty brawd.  LOL

 

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Originally Posted by blumooned View Post




We have similar secret behaviors! nod.gif  Before I read your post, I had picking my nose & farting as my answers to OP's question.  I also smell DS's pants/butt/crotch to see whether or not to change him. DP thinks it is weird when I smell his butt to see if he pooped - I just think it is so much easier that way!!

 



 

post #13 of 31

I smell my armpits sometimes but not secretly lol.gif

post #14 of 31
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Originally Posted by mamalisa View Post

My dh smells everything first.  Socks, undies, food, drinks.  It's really funny and I hardly notice it now, but when we first got together I was all "wow, you're a freaky man".



I thought my DH was the only one. Good to know.

He used to smell the silverware when we went to a restaurant. I only caught him doing it twice and wasn't sure I should keep dating him.

I told my mother and she thought is was cool that he used his senses. I don't know what I think of it. I guess it depends if I like him or not on the day he is smelling things.

post #15 of 31

If I really have to pee and no one else is home and I can't/don't want to run upstairs I go in DD's potty! whistling.gif She thinks it's great and claps for me!

post #16 of 31

Constant wedgie picker here!

 

 

Baby diaper crotch sniffer for sure.... but I don't hide that. I don't think that's gross.

post #17 of 31

I've been known to read the shampoo bottle more than a few times.  whistling.gif

post #18 of 31

Nose picking, gas passing, and um   eating a spoonful of sugar from the bowl.  I very rarely do this (I am on WW?!?!) but I have done that.

post #19 of 31

Ok, not at all what I thought this thread would be about.  Picking your nose? Farting?  Wedgies? I guess if the title is what do you do when no one is looking/are alone I could see these things.  But I don't stop farting, picking my nose or adjusting my undies because I might "get caught". Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. And honestly how could someone catch you peeing in the shower unless they were barging in or you had just eaten a ton of asparagus? 

 

Now what would I do if I didn't think I would get caught? To me that's more of a moral question/dilemma.

 

I might have an affair- a purely sexual one.  But I won't because of the fear of getting caught, and my husband is not interested in an open marriage. Now if I could guarantee I wouldn't be caught.....

 

Plastic surgery- I would love to get a breast reduction, a tummy tuck and lipo. But I am too embarrassed to do it. Hows that for vanity? I am vain enough to want to do but too vain to want people to know I did it.

 

Rob a bank. Nah, just kidding!!! Don't think I could handle that!!!

post #20 of 31

I reenact commercials in the shower...soap, shampoo, razors...whatever I am doing I pretend that I am doing a commercial for it.

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