LOL, are we talking about stupid "twin" comments?
I get this one a lot - ARE THEY TWINS? Uh duh nope. I just happen to have a double stroller and two infants of the same size and age with me. I've started being a smartass and now I answer this question with "no, they're sisters."
ARE THEY IDENTICAL? Do they look the same to you?
DO YOU HAVE TWINS IN YOUR FAMILY? We do now!
DO THEY CRY AT THE SAME TIME? Yes
DO THEY DO EVERYTHING THE SAME? Nope
WILL THEY BE IN THE SAME GRADE? I hope so
IS IT HARD WITH TWINS? Absolutely
DO YOU WANT MORE KIDS? I hate this question so much I never answer.
DO YOU NURSE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME? Such a personal question but I love the look of bewilderment that I always answer Yes.
Then I get Twin anedotes like "My cousin's boyfriend's sister has twins." "I live next door to twins." "Your twins should be baby models" "Make sure you don't refer to them as twins so that they have their own identities" and the list goes on and on...
I realize the morbid curiousity that occurs when you see two human beings that look alike so I'm patient and try to answer at least one question. But people don't realize we're asked these same questions all day long!