things you thought you'd NEVER say ...

[mandalamama]

... until you had children! 

some of my best (or worst?) quotes so far:

stop sniffing the cat's butt.

why are you licking the wall?

i'm not pregnant with a kitty.

15 minutes is so shorter than 3 days!

did you realize your underwear is backwards and so are your pants?

please don't go Grover on me!

t-shirt does not taste better than potatoes.

no, your other left foot.

and i think this is my all-time best so far -

"don't paint with chicken."

[hildare]

Originally Posted by mandalamama 

... until you had children! 

some of my best (or worst?) quotes so far:

stop sniffing the cat's butt.

why are you licking the wall?

i'm not pregnant with a kitty.

15 minutes is so shorter than 3 days!

did you realize your underwear is backwards and so are your pants?

please don't go Grover on me!

t-shirt does not taste better than potatoes.

no, your other left foot.

and i think this is my all-time best so far -

"don't paint with chicken."

LOL.  dd is convinced at this point that there's a baby in mama's belly and a kitty in daddy's.  she did a slam wrestling move on him and he said "ow my kidney."  so now she is pretty sure there's a kitty in there. 

we have:

we don't put things in our (ear/nose/bottom)

goat poop is not a raisin

no biting mommy's butt (seriously?)

[bec]

Never, ever stick anything in that end of the dog!!!