... until you had children!
some of my best (or worst?) quotes so far:
stop sniffing the cat's butt.
why are you licking the wall?
i'm not pregnant with a kitty.
15 minutes is so shorter than 3 days!
did you realize your underwear is backwards and so are your pants?
please don't go Grover on me!
t-shirt does not taste better than potatoes.
no, your other left foot.
and i think this is my all-time best so far -
"don't paint with chicken."