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... until you had children!  dizzy.gif

 

some of my best (or worst?) quotes so far:

 

stop sniffing the cat's butt.

 

why are you licking the wall?

 

i'm not pregnant with a kitty.

 

15 minutes is so shorter than 3 days!

 

did you realize your underwear is backwards and so are your pants?

 

please don't go Grover on me!

 

t-shirt does not taste better than potatoes.

 

no, your other left foot.

 

and i think this is my all-time best so far -

"don't paint with chicken."

 

 

post #2 of 3
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Originally Posted by mandalamama View Post

... until you had children!  dizzy.gif

 

some of my best (or worst?) quotes so far:

 

stop sniffing the cat's butt.

 

why are you licking the wall?

 

i'm not pregnant with a kitty.

 

15 minutes is so shorter than 3 days!

 

did you realize your underwear is backwards and so are your pants?

 

please don't go Grover on me!

 

t-shirt does not taste better than potatoes.

 

no, your other left foot.

 

and i think this is my all-time best so far -

"don't paint with chicken."

 

 

LOL.  dd is convinced at this point that there's a baby in mama's belly and a kitty in daddy's.  she did a slam wrestling move on him and he said "ow my kidney."  so now she is pretty sure there's a kitty in there. 

 

we have:

we don't put things in our (ear/nose/bottom)

goat poop is not a raisin

no biting mommy's butt (seriously?)


 

 

post #3 of 3

Never, ever stick anything in that end of the dog!!!

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