I was making dinner one night and it included bacon. DH and I like it crispy....DS likes it rubbery....lol So I gave him his special bacon pieces and he says to me "yummm.....baaaaacccccooonnn! Serving this for dinner is a fine way to show respect to a young man such as myself!" He was 6!
We have a family joke kinda where say Shut the front door! You know like in the commercial and it sounds like she's about to say shut the f*** up. Well DD3 says Shut the back door! She will not say front. lol It's always back door.
DD3 also tells me, when I inquire as to why she's sleeping in her undies....it feels better. The sheets and blanket feel nice on you skin. You should sleep naked Mommy. (DH&DS sleep in undies, but have never said anything about sheets, so I'm not sure where this comes from!)
DS also once put a rice krispie in his ear. He said he wanted to know what it sounded like. He was 4.