1. We've had to hide all the fruit. Otherwise, our LO points at it and whines and it drives us nuts.
2. If he's in the bathroom, the t.p. is cleverly concealed between the window and the screen so he won't eat it.
3. All the kitchen chairs are on their backs on the floor so he won't climb on the table and break his head.
4. All books with paper pages (that aren't board books) are in the basement.
5. All shelves below our belly button-level have toys or board books on them.
6. Our stick-style vacuum cleaner and its charger have to be in the bathroom with the door closed. Otherwise he runs it 24/7.
7. We eat our dessert in secret after he goes to bed.