Originally Posted by Beckily
That's what he gets for taking out the staples too early!! I hope things heal up quickly :(:( REST!
Had my appointment with the OB today. I like her! So section scheduled for Monday, hoping he turns before that. She thinks he could. We looked at him and his back is to my left, head to my right, so I'm going to spend my life upside down and on my side to get him to go.
Also, his balls are GIANT. Might have some issues there, we'll see when he comes out.. Heh. Been making giant balls jokes all day :D
Well....as for giant balls...little boys often have swelling because of the estrogen of their mama's...my boys all looked like they had elephantiasis for about a week after birth...I guess it took about a week for my hormones to leave their little bodies. But seriously. They were huge. Papa was soooo proud.
I've been told that little girls can have really swollen labia as well. Wonder how papa will take THAT!
I'm sending you lots of turning vibes though, because even though you seem really chill about the possibility of a section, I know you would, of course, prefer to NOT be sliced, and that is totally understandable, having had one myself. So....please Charlie.... TURN for your mama!!!!
Then again...maybe his balls weigh more than his head which would explain why he's having trouble moving back down....heh heh.... My 15 year old, who loves songs of the raw humor type, has recently written a song about this issue. He came up to me and said sweetly "Hey mom...you wanna hear a song I'm writing?" And, of course because he has a voice like an angel and the guitar ability of a super star, I beamed and said "TOTALLY!" I settled down in my couch cushions, awaiting his inevitable masterpiece!
The chords were beautiful. The rhythm perfection. It had a snazzy beat and I couldn't wait to hear the words....Until....
"I've got elephantiasis of the balls...my nuts are everything but small.....They are so big I have to crawl...cause I've got elephantiasis of the balls!!"
Uh....yeah. And....it goes on. And on. And on. Clever lyrics.
However, that being said, it really was catchy, just as much so as any of the songs he listens to by Stephen Lynch that is...
It's my birthday today, so I'm taking the kiddos to the H2O park and then we will maybe go to the fair...I hate the fair, but, the kids love seeing the animals. So...off we go!!!