help needed making resume

[blessedwithboys]

I'm applying for a job subbing at my son's school.  Sadly, the only requirements are a HS diploma (college is not required and I have not gone) and passing the finger print check.  So, apparently, the state of FL considers me highly qualified to teach elementary students.  *rolls eyes*

I have no experience in this type of work.  Is anyone willing/able to help me spin what work experience I DO have into a passable resume?

TIA!  :)

[insidevoice]

If you are subbing, you won't be creating lesson plans so in some ways, it takes a little pressure off. You will need to be able to maintain some structure in the classroom and engage kids, but since their teacher has already put together lesson plans, the State doesn't demand the same education from subs.  Long-term positions usually require certification. 

[blessedwithboys]

Actually, our charter school does team teaching, so there will usually be a "real" teacher in the classroom, at least for elementary.  I'll only be on my own if I get assigned to cover 5th to 8th.

I guess I don't know how to make "full time mother, independent contractor housecleaner, newspaper deliverer" scream HIRE ME TO BE A SUB!!!  LOL