If you designed Onesie . . .

[JoyFilled]

What would you little one's onesie say?  Or what are some cute ones that you have?

My DS would say "Wanted warm body to sleep on".

DD had one that said "I'm cute.  My mom's cute.  My dad's lucky."

[IzzyTheTerrible]

Our favorites are a biohazard symbol, which says it all and one that says, "If you're close enough to read this, you're close enough to change my diaper."

[wehrli]

we have some pretty cute/clever ones:

"hatched by two chicks" (with pic of two baby chickens)

"pick me up, I dig older women"

"love your mother" (picture of the earth)

at our baby shower there were blank onsies and fabric markers, stencils and tie-dye supplies. some of the ones ppl made for us said:

"eat, sleep, poop"

"I'm kind of a big deal"

peace symbol, heart and equal symbol for "peace, love and equality" (Human Rights Campaign)

[BabySmurf]

A few that I thought were funny:

"Is it legal to carry guns this big?" with arrows pointing to biceps

"current family favorite"  this one has been passed around, since there are a bunch of ladies in my and dh's family having babies

"i poop rainbows"

"boob man"

there are a bunch more, but i can't think of them right now...

[Mama2ChicknLil]

My DS's would say Nipple Terrorist, or Mommy's Little Tax Break

[Comtessa]

DD had one that said "Party @ My Crib, 2 am."

DS should have one that says, "Yes, I really AM the cutest baby you've ever seen."  (He must really be.  People say it all the time.  DD was a cute baby too, but nobody ever said that to her.)

My fav baby shirt is a bright-red one that reads "We refuse to be pacified" with a picture of a baby fist raised high in the air -- with a pacifier clutched in it.