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for fun: when your toddler grows up ...

what will he or she be, based on current behaviors?

 

For example:

I have a . . .

**variety show performer (he keeps singing and singing and singing. It's bedtime.  It's been 45 minutes since bedtime started.  Ack.)

**magician (specifically a houdini who has escaped from his room)

**polar bear swim competitor (who refused to wear anything other than swim trunks today and happily ran cold water over his legs after bath time)

**astronaut (currently obsessed with spotting the moon which is out in the early evening)

**sex educator (now chanting "I have penis, I have penis . . ."  No really, it's bedtime!)

 

post #2 of 6

A dumpster diver.

post #3 of 6

A geologist. He loves collecting rocks.

Maybe a farmer. More specifically a tractor driver.          

post #4 of 6

A dictator.  :P  He's very into telling people what to do. 

 

A child care provider.  He loves pretending to do any sort of baby care task with his doll... he changes her diaper, feeds her, clothes her, puts her down for naps, reads to her, etc.

 

A chef.  He's all about cooking in his play kitchen, or actually "helping" me (and sometimes he really *is* helpful... sometimes...) in the kitchen.

 

A guy who auditions for television singing shows and then is instantly booted off.  He sings constantly but he is still in that totally off key/out of tune toddler phase.

post #5 of 6

modern dancer--very experimental stuff...lots of leaps, lifts and choreographed falls.

 

post #6 of 6

A highly skilled very well paid professional negotiator.  He argues about everything, even when he doesn't care about the result.  Its ridiculous.

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