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post #21 of 36

These are great!  Keep em coming.

 

post #22 of 36

When you have to dance on the toilet to pee because the baby is 'kinking' something inside.

When people are commenting on whether you're welcome to have the baby in your current location just looking at you.

post #23 of 36
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Originally Posted by xakana View Post

When you have to dance on the toilet to pee because the baby is 'kinking' something inside.

When people are commenting on whether you're welcome to have the baby in your current location just looking at you.



UGH! OMG! haha I've been rocking on the toilet at least half the day because I have to pee every 20 minutes, only it's a small trickle and I have to "rock it out". lol.gif Same with going number 2.

 

post #24 of 36

Alright, I have one..

 

When all of your maternity pants are starting to fall apart.  I'm pretty sure that the waist-band is now unraveling from every pair that I own!   Don't jean makers know that pregnant women have to pee 100 times a day, thus pulling at the waist-band??  I just went pee and my last intact pair of pants ripped.  It's time to have a baby!

post #25 of 36
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UGH! OMG! haha I've been rocking on the toilet at least half the day because I have to pee every 20 minutes, only it's a small trickle and I have to "rock it out". lol.gif Same with going number 2.

 


Yeah, or the opposite- you freely pee all over yourself when coughing.  Sigh...

 

post #26 of 36

...the baby is so low he/she's restricting your ability to even feel the sensation of peeing, thus making you question if it's actually pee going into the toilet or your water is leaking.

 

(similar to Jaimee's dilemma in another post)

post #27 of 36

Oh I love these! And I suddenly feel so very much less alone! Wish I had something to add but my cleverness checked out last week!

post #28 of 36
You get excited every time your bathroom visit is a loose no. 2...is it a prelude to labor??

You can pretty much answer every stranger's stupid g@#&$!% question before they even ask. "Yes it'll be soon, i'm 41 weeks, sex unknown, yes i'm excited, blah blah blaaaah..."

You answer the phone, "Haven't had the baby yet, hello?"

P.s. I have resorted to sitting in a chair while I wash dishes.
post #29 of 36
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Originally Posted by KeanusMomma View Post

You get excited every time your bathroom visit is a loose no. 2...is it a prelude to labor??
You can pretty much answer every stranger's stupid g@#&$!% question before they even ask. "Yes it'll be soon, i'm 41 weeks, sex unknown, yes i'm excited, blah blah blaaaah..."
You answer the phone, "Haven't had the baby yet, hello?"
P.s. I have resorted to sitting in a chair while I wash dishes.

Bwahahahaha yes to all!! I posted that link on my FB the other day that someone had posted here (the link is "http://www.haveyouhadthatbabyyet.com/"), and now my mother thinks it is hiLARious to call and ask that. I have straight out said to her - "mom, that is NOT funny," and she laughs and says "I know!" So STOP IT woman!! eyesroll.gif
post #30 of 36
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Originally Posted by Abraisme View Post

Alright, I have one..

 

When all of your maternity pants are starting to fall apart.  I'm pretty sure that the waist-band is now unraveling from every pair that I own!   Don't jean makers know that pregnant women have to pee 100 times a day, thus pulling at the waist-band??  I just went pee and my last intact pair of pants ripped.  It's time to have a baby!



That was when I was ready to kick my DS out last time! I went to pull on some pants to go out to lunch with my MW, and the ass ripped out of them. Awesome. Most of my maternity pants now have the waist band ripping off at the sides where I yank them up and down a million times a day...

 

post #31 of 36

I had this happen when I was pregnant with #1.  I got out of the car to go into work and the whole crotch ripped apart in my pants!  Ha ha, I carefully got back in my car, called my boss and went home and changed.  innocent.gif
 

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That was when I was ready to kick my DS out last time! I went to pull on some pants to go out to lunch with my MW, and the ass ripped out of them. Awesome. Most of my maternity pants now have the waist band ripping off at the sides where I yank them up and down a million times a day...

 



 

post #32 of 36
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Originally Posted by Jaimee View Post


Yeah, or the opposite- you freely pee all over yourself when coughing.  Sigh...

 



 

...or sneezing, standing up from a seated position, running for the bathroom... (yup, I've got both!)

post #33 of 36
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Originally Posted by KeanusMomma View Post

You get excited every time your bathroom visit is a loose no. 2...is it a prelude to labor??
You can pretty much answer every stranger's stupid g@#&$!% question before they even ask. "Yes it'll be soon, i'm 41 weeks, sex unknown, yes i'm excited, blah blah blaaaah..."
You answer the phone, "Haven't had the baby yet, hello?"
P.s. I have resorted to sitting in a chair while I wash dishes.

Bwahahahaha yes to all!! I posted that link on my FB the other day that someone had posted here (the link is "http://www.haveyouhadthatbabyyet.com/"), and now my mother thinks it is hiLARious to call and ask that. I have straight out said to her - "mom, that is NOT funny," and she laughs and says "I know!" So STOP IT woman!! eyesroll.gif


 

Have you seen my mom whining about how "patient" she's being?? UGH!

post #34 of 36
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Have you seen my mom whining about how "patient" she's being?? UGH!

How many times could I possibly click on the "eyeroll" smiley?! Yeah.
post #35 of 36
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Originally Posted by xakana View Post



 

Have you seen my mom whining about how "patient" she's being?? UGH!


If you're whining, how is THAT being patient? lol
 

 

post #36 of 36

My mom seems to think that this baby is hers ;) She's been driving me nuts with all her "I" and "me" statements in regards to MY baby and MY labor! Argh! lol

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