Jokes for the younger set?

[SweetSilver]

Argh!!  It's so frustrating having to explain *everything* for every joke.  My oldest is just getting the hang of jokes, but still doesn't "get" a lot of them because she has few points of reference.  

This one actually got a good response, though I did have to explain as a preamble that some people believe God created people.  I learned it in elementary school, and it is mildly crude:

"Why did God make the crack in your butt go up and down instead of sideways? 

So when you slide down the slide naked you don't go 'PLBPLBTT!' " (Make that noise with your finger up and down on loose lips.)

I want more!

I would love to hear jokes that your kids and their friends love, preferably ones that don't need loads of explaining.  Mild crudeness/ potty humor is OK.  (We're talking about more sophistication than the favorite 4yo joke: "Strawberry Butt!" and ones like that.  I am a master of that kind of humor already!)

[Just1More]

You: Hey, what's under there?!?!

Her: Under where?

You: haha!  You said underwear!

Knock knock

who's there

banana

banana who

knock knock

who's there

banana

banana who

(repeat to great annoyance, and then)

knock knock

who's there

orange

orange who

orange ya glad I didn't say banana

knock knock

who's there

who

who who

Are you an owl?

knock knock

who's there

boo

boo who

why are you crying?

pete and repeat were sitting on a bridge, pete fell off, who was left? (repeat)

okay...pete and repeat were sitting on a bridge, pete fell off, who was left?  (repeat)

well, allright...pete and repeat were sitting on a bridge....

How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?

By the E on his pajamas.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refigerator?

By the footprints in the butter

Why do elephants wear ripple-soled shoes?

To give the ants a 50/50 chance.

Why don't elephants ride tricycles?

They don't have a little finger to ring the bell.

[dejagerw]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

If you really want a bunch of jokes, you should buy some Laffy Taffy. They have 2 jokes on every piece of candy.

[Just1More]

Okay, now I'm googling.  I can't wait until my kids get up to start them on another round of jokes.  I try to avoid the potty humor, but this one totally cracked me up...

Why did piglet stick his head down the toliet?

He was looking for Pooh!

Why is the sand wet?

Because the sea-weed.

And a few more:

What did the man say when he saw a snail at the race? 

Look at that escargo!

What do you call a fly with no wings?

a walk

How can you tell if there are elephants in the pool?

They are the only ones with grey trunks.

Oh, and my kids love to sing:

Jingle bells, batman smells  (except ds still sings 'fatman')

Robin laid an egg

The batmobile lost a wheel
And the joker got away.  Hey!

Ever seen this?  Read it letter by letter very carefully.  They think this is hilarious, too.

MR Ducks.

MR not ducks.

MR 2 ducks.

CDEDBD wings?

LIB, MR ducks

and, ds (4yo) loves this one

MR puppies

MR not puppies

MR 2 puppies

CMPN

LIB MR puppies

Allright.  I gotta quit. 

[Just1More]

One more...

What goes hahahaha bonk.

A man laughing his head off.

[Just1More]

Last one, really.  Then I'm going to go do the really hilarious work of looking at our budget.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

[wishin'&hopin']

What do you do if you're stuck inside of an elephant?

Run around until you are all pooped out!

[cyclamen]

I made a five year old laugh with this one (read out loud):
 

Me: Knock knock.

Her: Who's there?

Me; Poop.

Her: Poop who?

Me: *snicker*

Her: *guffaw*

[puffingirl]

My 4 year old DD made this one up:

What does a cat like on her hotdog?

Mouse-tard!   :-)

She also cracks up with:

How does a farmer count his cows?

With a cow-culator!