You all will love this...
When I was pregnant with my first I was at something like 39 weeks and literally begged my husband to help me clean up down there. So he's sitting on the toilet using an electric razor on the lowest setting...while I'm standing in front of him. I can't see anything. Then he looks up and his face is stark white. He held up his hand to show me blood and very nearly passed out. I didn't even feel the cut! As we had never done that sort of activity in our marriage he didn't know that shaving *me* wasn't as straight and easy as shaving a face. Poor guy!
I begged again for the second kid but he refused! Now I just go braille (good one, cedarwoman!).
This is hilarious! That's some true love that he would even try, bless his heart! It's funny this conversation came up because I was just noticing how that area had become so wild, as I can't see it anymore. So I used "braille" as well, lol. That's when I discovered the linea negra runs alllllllllll the way (who knew??).