I have not had a cycle since conceiving my son (who is now 17 months old). With my other kids I had my cycles return right about 16 months pp. I have been having incredible amounts of slippery discharge for the last week- I mean, dripping crazy amounts of it which I don't remember having (but it's been a long time!). Then I noticed how terribly bloated (or fat!) I was, not fitting into my pants without a bulging muffin top, and now my nipples are incredibly tender, almost unbearable when nursing. We have been using protection (condoms) but my husband does that thing where he puts it on at the last minute.
So do you think I'm about to get my period?