Missing: One brain.
If found, please return.
Today, I discovered I'd misplaced/lost my husband's bank card. NOT good considering I need it to get my insulin. So I called the last place I used it. Turns out, I left it on the cash register, and didn't hear the lady calling after me.
I went and retrieved his card amid much joking with the security worker about our ridiculously hard to spell/say last name. (He said that he usually asks for ID, but they'd been trying to figure out how to say the last name on the card it just seems to roll off my tongue, so it's probably me... LOL I showed him my ID anyway... )
After getting my insulin and my daughter's seizure meds, I went to go back to my car. I got to the car and realized, I can't find my car keys. To my brand new car!! (Thank you in-laws!!) So I start tearing through my bag and my coat. After a minute or two, I started crying in frustration and fear. This really nice lady with a teeny, adorable baby with her stopped to see if I was okay.
I told her I couldn't find my keys or get into my car. She asked, "Do you mean the keys in your hand?" I had been holding them the WHOLE TIME!!!!!
I got home, put my insulin in the fridge and went to put the bank card back where it lives when we're not shopping. Only to not be able to find my bank card. Cue a twenty minute jag of sobbing and calls to my husband in frustration.
The bank card was in the fridge under my insulin boxes....
Is anyone else suddenly incredibly dumb???