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post #21 of 76

Eww. No.

post #22 of 76

I wouldn't clean it up, but I would roar at him all week and crack up.  That sounds like something I'd do after a few margaritas.

post #23 of 76

Nope.  He'll take care of it when he wakes up.  I wouldn't say a word about it either.  Just too humiliating even if you know and he knows you know to make him hear/speak about it too.  What would you say that would be funny anyhow?  When the subject of excrement it really takes the "fun" out of "funny" for me.  I might give him a laundry tip or two if he needs it.  Or just mention he should do a load of laundry.  Hopefully he has enough diaper experience to know to get the solids out in the toilet first. Eeew.

 

As a PP said, I wouldn't want him to do that for me either.

post #24 of 76

I would not clean him up for sure, but I'd definitely point and laugh when he woke up! orngbiggrin.gif It sounds like he hasn't drank in a while though! I had two moments like that last year -- I didn't poop my pants, but I did do some rather foolish things and I haven't had much to drink since! Liquor and me no longer mix well! orngtongue.gif

post #25 of 76

No way!

post #26 of 76
Thread Starter 

I woke up much earlier than he did, he ended up sleeping on the floor of our room, half in and half out of our connecting bathroom.  I left him as is and went about the morning, when he came out he had showered and "picked up." 

 

Given the look on his face today, I'd say he won't be drinking that much any time soon ROTFLMAO.gif

post #27 of 76
Thread Starter 


This is what we have been doing all day! Luckily, he thinks the whole incident was funny as well. I mean c'mon, how many times in our lives will this happen? smile.gif

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I wouldn't clean it up, but I would roar at him all week and crack up.  That sounds like something I'd do after a few margaritas.



 

post #28 of 76

what I really want to know is:  where's the video.  I can promise the first thing I would have done was grab the camera :)

post #29 of 76

NO WAY would I clean that up.  I clean up kid poop and the occasional dog mess, but that is IT.  

 

 

post #30 of 76

I have some sympathy for your DH.

 

Back in our 20's DH and I went to  party together. We had not yet discovered a little quirk of my drinking, the more I've had, the heavier hand I have when pouring. So I ended up getting DH ridiculously wasted. He thought he had 4 or 5 drinks, but at least 2 of those drinks were the equivalent of 4 or 5 drinks on their own.

 

By the time we got home he was in pretty bad shape. Luckily his 2 exits no waiting experienced happened on the toilet with a garbage can between the knees. I did help him clean up in the shower after.

 

The next day we figured out what happened and I have been banned from playing bartender ever since.

post #31 of 76


I think not saying anything would make it 10x MORE awkward.  I find this hilarious.  My XP had a similar mishap once, but his was post-drunk stupor.  He got up in the morning to pee and *thought* he'd let out a toot but it ended up being a lot more... he ended up peeling his clothes off and jumping in the shower at someone else's house. he rinsed the poopy pants in the tub, put them back on soaking wet, and tip toed out before everyone else woke up.  He probably wasn't laughing at the time, but we get a good chuckle out of the memory pretty often.
 

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Nope.  He'll take care of it when he wakes up.  I wouldn't say a word about it either.  Just too humiliating even if you know and he knows you know to make him hear/speak about it too.  What would you say that would be funny anyhow?  When the subject of excrement it really takes the "fun" out of "funny" for me.  I might give him a laundry tip or two if he needs it.  Or just mention he should do a load of laundry.  Hopefully he has enough diaper experience to know to get the solids out in the toilet first. Eeew.

 

As a PP said, I wouldn't want him to do that for me either.



 

post #32 of 76
We love to drink at our house. I love beer and quite honestly, I love some tequila (however, I do not drink hard liquor in my home other than bourbon at derbytime). We have seen each other wasted, had huge parties where he threw up, and if my DH was drinking hard liquor alone enough to puke and poo his pants we would have a problem. I understand the mourning the loss of one's youth, and DH has gone through some of that as well, but getting that drunk in a house where children could wake and find you is unacceptable in my book. I would let him sleep on the floor until he could get up on his own without being dead weight, put him in the shower, and take care of his clothing. When he got out of the shower Id give him a huge glass of water and 2 ibproufen and put him to bed. We would have a big talk about it after his hangover was gone.
post #33 of 76

OH geez no.  I don't do adult poo.  However DH doesn't drink except for this one time and it was hilarious.  I dropped is too drunk to walk up three flights of stairs friend off at his apartment came back to the car and found DH with his feet still in the car but his torso on the pavement...  giggling.  HE was giggling and then he threw up.  Last time he drank true story.  That was maybe 9 yrs ago.  But the pooping... thank god he didn't do that I would have pushed him out of the car and left him there. 

post #34 of 76
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what I really want to know is:  where's the video.  I can promise the first thing I would have done was grab the camera :)



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I really do hope you got it on film.

 

I would not have cleaned it.  I draw the line at puke.  Anything else happens, you're on your own, friend.  Oh man.  This is hysterical.

 

 

post #35 of 76

The pooping thing wouldn't bother me as much as the getting wasted alone in the garage thing, but it sounds like you're not worried about it, so I guess it's all good... But no, I wouldn't clean him up. 

post #36 of 76

It should be having the opposite effect, but reading this thread is making me want a drink! drink.gif Just a beer or two though, so hopefully no poopy pants for me. What a funny story though...roaring like a dinosaur. lol.gif

 

 

post #37 of 76
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I think not saying anything would make it 10x MORE awkward.  I find this hilarious.  My XP had a similar mishap once, but his was post-drunk stupor.  He got up in the morning to pee and *thought* he'd let out a toot but it ended up being a lot more... he ended up peeling his clothes off and jumping in the shower at someone else's house. he rinsed the poopy pants in the tub, put them back on soaking wet, and tip toed out before everyone else woke up.  He probably wasn't laughing at the time, but we get a good chuckle out of the memory pretty often.
 



 


I guess I just don't have interest in talking or laughing about poop.  I don't find it awkward to not talk about something that private, and consider not mentioning it to be simply courteous and discreet.  What's to be said?  

 

Everyone's different in whether they would or wouldn't find it awkward.  I never talk about dh's poop in other circumstances so not talking about it would be completely comfortable to me.  Since he would take care of it himself I would respect his privacy in doing so.   

 

post #38 of 76

I wouldn't clean it up.

I wouldn't be particularly amused either.

I probably wouldn't say anything about it to anyone ever.

post #39 of 76
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I guess I just don't have interest in talking or laughing about poop.  I don't find it awkward to not talk about something that private, and consider not mentioning it to be simply courteous and discreet.  What's to be said?  

 

Everyone's different in whether they would or wouldn't find it awkward.  I never talk about dh's poop in other circumstances so not talking about it would be completely comfortable to me.  Since he would take care of it himself I would respect his privacy in doing so.   

 


What's to be said???? "you shit your pants!" And hooboy, we'd have almost nothing else to talk about if DH and I took poopy talk off the table eyesroll.gif. Poopytalk, poopytalk and economics, the two pillars of our conversations. Very middle school around these parts.
post #40 of 76

Oh HELL NO would I be cleaning him up...but I would probably call an ambulance.  The possibility of alcohol poisoning really freaks me out.  When dh was much younger his drinking at a party ended up in a case of alcohol poisoning where he passed out on my bathroom floor and shit himself (I really miss those pants, they made his butt look amazing)...he nearly died. His blood alcohol level was .385..he shouldn't have even been alive. I didn't know back then what was happening to him, I was really pissed off, but if I saw that now, 911 it would be.

 

I don't do people poo...unless it is safely contained in a diaper shake.gif

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