What I wanted was a long soak in a deep tub. A trip to the spa, maybe, to soak and then get a scrub. And a catered meal. And sleep.
But Dusty was busy trying to fix more things that broke dramatically and the baby is teething and very fussy. And it was midnight.
So a bath with the baby in my too small tub it was. Fine. And how is it that no matter how hot the water, the tub is so cold you're always a bit cold?
So I run the bath. Fine temperature, but still baby friendly. Get the baby naked. Get in the tub. Yay. The tub is cold.
He wants to get in the water, too - not much room for that, but he slides down between my legs.. but the water is too deep and he flings himself back up on me. Well alright then. So I soak, wedged and cold with a baby on me. Cool. Water doesn't come close to covering even my belly, but I can get my neck it in at a comfortable 90 degree angle. Yay.
He braves it again and goes in. I give him his little boat. He's happy and he plays awhile.
Soaksoak.
He slips and goes face down, inhaling a bunch of water. Not sure how he managed that in the small space he had. So he cries and coughs and we snuggle up and calm him down.
And then back to soaking. Stubbornly. This is my relaxing bath, after all. And he sits on my stomach playing with his boat, hitting the sides of the tub.
And then he gets very focused. Flexes his torso, brings his arms over his head, looks intense.. and then spends the next ten minutes alternately hitting the tub and trying to scrape off his penis with the boat.
Huh.
Of all the things I've done with penises over the years - and I've got a pretty long list - I never thought that one of them would be cupping my hand over a baby's penis so that he'll quit trying to ram a boat into it.
And then we went to bed where he proceeded to remove the scab from my belly button incision with his Raptor Claw toe nails. Luckily it was apparently healed enough so it didn't reopen.
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