Crazy thing hormones make you say.... « Back to Group Discussions

[travelmumma]

Mummas,

I am hoping that I am not the only one saying crazy things when the hormones get the best of me!

Thought it would be fun to share the craziness that comes from our mouths or lingers in our heads to know we aren't alone, and that it is in fact a little funny.

Here are some of mine!

-"This baby better be so damn cute" *while vomiting into a bucket*

-"The baby hates me already" *while vomiting into a bucket*

-"We are adopting next time"

-"I hope the baby is as cute as the cat"

Thats all I can think of right now. But i had some good ones tumbling from me last night!

PLEASE share yours :) would give us a giggle

[tropicana74]

Whenever I am feeling particularly sick and nauseous my DH says "she is getting a spanking as soon as she is born". 

This has been on ongoing joke with each pregnancy (whether I am getting kicked in the ribs or going 2 weeks over due or just sick). Somehow we always forget to give that spanking for their "bad behavior" in utero. 

[tropicana74]

But I guess that it is not a hormone induced thing that I say so I guess that doesn't really count! 

[segolilymama]

A few weeks ago, while throwing up, my partner said, "That blueberry is kicking your ass..." It's now a running joke, filled in with the appropriate fruit that represents the current baby size (now a lime).

Mostly, I say lots of sentences that include the phrase, "What's that word?" which is hysterically funny to those around me as I have a PhD, am a total bibliophile, and can take almost everyone I know at Scrabble every time....
 

[travelmumma]

Another favourite of mine (when very very tired, very sick and emotional)

"What have we done????"