Humor always makes everything better, so I'm thinking we should have a thread to collect all the ridiculous anecdotes and funny little things that happen in our lives to keep each other amused.
It doesn't matter how many times I try to tell myself that it doesn't work, I still turn to the side to try and squeeze through smaller spaces.
One of the staff bathrooms at the hospital I work at has stall doors that you have to pull toward you to get out of so I now have to back up and straddle the toilet to open the door without smacking myself in the belly. On a related note, I've also left the bathroom numerous times now without pulling my shirt down over my belly. I'm not sure if it's because I"m usually wearing the belly band and just get the sense that it's covered so I must be done redressing, but it happens at least twice daily.