Just saw this thread and read through it! Here's one...
My DS's third birthday was the beginning of March, and he was telling folks that he was two and a half up until the day before he turned three. When someone would ask him when he turned three, or when his birthday was he'd shrug and say, "In a minute."
And here's one of those where I wish he hadn't have heard us say this word...
My DH took DS grocery shopping and then ran by the liquor store to get a six pack. I guess there was quite a long line, everyone standing there with their purchases... Suddenly DS blurts out (I think he was just over two at the time) "Papa! Everyone here has BOOZE! Look!" It was the truth, everyone was buying alcohol. But still it made all of the people in line turn a little red. DH said he had a hard time not cracking up.
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